TV Stuff
DIFF'RENT STROKES: BICYCLE MAN 1&2 (1984) + CHICKENHAWK
- This is a duo of "very special episodes"
of the very popular show that spawned the whole Child actor
curse. Here Gordon Jump (of WKRP in Cincinnatti fame) is Mr.
Horton the Bicycle Man, a child molestor who sets his sites
on young Arnold and his easily swayed buddy Duddley. This
two part episode was only aired once in the eighties then
pulled due to complaints. It quietly showed once or twice
more before dissapearing into obscurity. This warped many
kid's minds (mine included) and many people belived it to
be an urban myth! Well it isn't, here it is! Also includes
the disturbing but very well made documentary CHICKENHAWK
about NAMBLA and their crazy boy lovin ways. (B-)
*DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW- This returns
to our catalogue after our old tape broke! This classic of
made for TV terror features a retard (played by Larry Drake
who made TV retards famous with this role and the one on St.
Elsewhere) who hides inside a scarecrow to avoid some vigilante
justice. Naturally Charles Durning and his crew of rednecks
gun the poor tard down anyway. He returns from the grave for
some seriously creepy ass revenge. A VERY scary and much loved
movie. (A)
DYNAMEN – 6EPISODES, DUBBED –
Ultra silly redubbing of a Japanese monster/superhero show.
Ran on Night Flight during the eighties then showed up on
syndicated TV for a while. (B)
ELVIRA HOSTS MTV 1986 - The hostess with
double the mostess hosted MTV for a four hour Halloween marathon
that includes loads of skits, boob jokes, now vintage commercials
and (GASP!!!!!!) actual music videos! See great clips from
bands like THE DAMNED, FRED SCHNEIDER and that creepy as fuck
clip of Lou Reed ripping off his own face! This is a two DVD
collection so it counts as two selections. (B-)
FROMAGE - 1989-1991 - Canadian TV show that
showed the worst of the worst in music Videos. See Liza Minelli
duet with the Pet Shop Boys! See Gerardo sing all two of his
massive hits including the fabulous "Rico Suave"!
Feel the pain as Kenny Rogers goes all Sci-Fi as an intergalactic
Cowboy! And the hardcore best as the video for Phillip Michael
Thomas of Miami vice fame, "JUST THE WAY I PLANNED IT"
slithers across your screen, not once but TWICE. I can feel
your pain man! But nothing can prepare you for Biz Marey's
incredible "TOILET STOOL RAP"!!!!! (C+)
HOWARD STERN BUTT BONGO FIESTA - Howard
special has all the topless babes, bad practical jokes, bad
taste and scatological humor you'd expect. (B+)
HOWARD STERN US OPEN SORES - Howard hosts
a tennis bout, the stern way! With a one legged ball boy,
lots of nudity and bad taste. you know what your getting here
and it lives up to expectations! (B+)
*THE LUCIFER COMPLEX (1978) - Probably the
most insane made for TV movie ever, makes no damn sense at
all. Robert Vaughn is a survivor of some sort of unclear holocaust
who is dealing with all the religious ramifications and that
Hitler may have been cloned before the war and is on the loose
again. Obviously he's having a bad day! (B+)
MAD MAGAZINE UNAIRED ANIMATED SPECIAL -
Back in the seventies some executive commissioned mad magazine
to do a special and apparently had never read the zine. full
of crude and nasty humor the special was shelved. Well here
it is! Plus you get the LOST IN SPACE unaired cartoon pilot
too. (B-)
***NIGHT FLIGHT - DUE TO INSANE PERSONAL HARRASMENT
FROM THE PEOPLE ON THE "UNOFFICIAL" NIGHT FLIGHT
MESSAGE BOARDS I HAVE STOPPED CARRYING NIGHT FLIGHT EPISODES!!!!!!!!!!
THESE PEOPLE HAVE CALLED MY PLACE OF WORK! THREATENED MY various
ACCOUNTS AND SLANDERED MYSELF AND THIS BUSINESS ALL OVER THE
NET. THEY EVEN DEMANDED THE NAMES OF TRADERS WHO MAY HAVE
GIVEN ME MATERIAL SO THEY COULD HARRASS THEM TOO! I HAVE WELL
OVER 85 HOURS OF NIGHT FLIGHT MATERIAL BUT I SUPPOSE IT HAS
TO BE HORDED NOW, JUST SO I CAN LIVE IN PEACE WITHOUT ANGERING
THE NIGHT FLIGHT "GODS". I APOLOGIZE TO THOSE FANS
WHO ARE JUST LOOKING FOR THE STUFF TO WATCH. GO BLAME THESE
PEOPLE FOR BEING NAZIS ABOUT "THEIR SHOW". SO WHEN
THEIR PERSONAL STASH DRIES UP AND THEY CAN'T FIND ANYMORE,
THEY CAN'T COME CRYING TO ME***
PIRATE TV - EXCLUSIVE! to NIGHTCREW VIDEO! -
Pirate TV is a homegrown public Access show that is taking
the area by storm. Each episode is a collection of weird clips,
obscure commercials, lost short films, insane home movies,
celebrity embarrassments and other tons of cool shit guaranteed
to keep you entertained for the remainder of your miserable
lives! In fact you wont be miserable any more if you buy these!
Check this shit out!
* Vol #1 - Episodes 3 & 4 - Intro by
Mr. T, Old Commercials, Clip from DARNA RETURNS, Music video
from Phillip Michael Thomas, Japanese Sneeze Fetish, Singing
Monkeys, Hair Products endorsed by Tom Savini, Rock'em Sock'em
Robots, Harvey Sid Fisher sings and that is just episode #3!
On #4 White Trash Tragedy, Japanese commercials, Cancer Cash,
Johnny Carson in a bath house, Oingo Boingo sells beer, How
to make Paper industrial film, Insane dude giving directions,
Batgirl demands equal pay, more old commercials, Bambi Vs.
Godzilla and MORE, MORE, MORE!
* Vol #2 - Episodes 5 & 6 - #5 includes
Japanese body wrapping, Old Toy Commericals, Giant Monsters,
Kung Fu Trailers, Tip Toe Through The Tulips video tribute
to Tiny Tim, Glue Wrestling, Don't talk to strangers classroom
film, Short films and more! #6 - 1072 Ideal Toy Demo reel,
Swimming Careful PSa, Mr. T talks about Anger, Corey Feldman
sings (well lip syncs anyway!), The Honky problem, Howdy Doody,
Gundam Clip, Charly the Cat PSA's, Harvey Sid Fisher sings
Gemini, Popeye goes to war and finally Pink Floyd THE FINAL
CUT videos.
* Vol #3 Episodes 7 & 8 - #7 Japanese
Olympics, VD PSA, Softy Short Film, Disco Godfather Trailer,
Pink Slip aka Do You Have Periods? menstruation training film,
Superjocky clip, Disorder in the Court with the 3 Stooges,
Viva, Vavoom clip, Cry For Dawn commercial, European horror
host babe Nina, Ipana Toothpaste, Gary Coleman, and Sammy
Davis Junior booze commercial and MORE! #8 - Ronny James Dio
says hello, Buddy Hacket discussing piss problems, Little
Devil Clip with Sammy Davis Junior as a demon(!), Bill &
Coo clip, No Money Down by Lou Reed, Mile Shake by The Village
People, Santo Gold(!), Reagan screwing up his lines, Whiplash
the Rodeo Monkey, German dancing, Japanese game shows and
more!!!!!!!
* Vol #4 - Episode 10 & 11 - (#9 is "lost"
for the moment) Japanese Game Show, Wattstock prevue, Rubber
Kids, Dancing Outlaw Clip, More Japanese Commercials, Splatter
effects done right, The Beetle Bunch, Feeders clip, Bates
Motel Music Video, The Hitman Hart for Pizza, Scopitones,
Japanese girls jumping rope in bikini's, and More! #10 Super
Dude trailer, BB Boris sings COLD DAY ON MARS, The Invention
of Skis, Singing Cats, Muhammed Ali on Candid Camera, "when
the Lady Smiles" by golden Earring, Harvey Sid Fisher
sings Capricorn, Gong Show contestant sings about Times Square,
Kermit gets pissed off, Raquel Welch works out, Charlton Heston,
and lots more!!!
Each Volume sold seperately!
PRAY FOR THE WILDCATS – Anyone who
grew up watching seventies sitcoms, will have their heads
warped by this outrageous TV movie. William Shatner, Robert
Reed (yes the Dad from The Brady Bunch) and, wait for it,
Andy Griffith go on a backwoods America vacation only to discover
that Andy is a hippie molesting Psychopath! Seeing the sheriff
of Mayberry trying to get busy with an unwilling little hippie
honey will fuck you up for life! SCARY! (A)
POOR DEVIL/ STICK AROUND - Two uncovered
TV pilots that are, frankly quite shocking that they made
it through to be shot at all. The first feature’s everyone’s
favorite Jewish Satanist with one eye Sammy Davis Jr. as a
demon in hell whose job it is to nab the soul of one schlubb
who keeps evading him! Much to the consternation of his boss
Satan played by Christopher Lee! STICK AROUND is the all around
misguided adventures of Andy Kaufman as a robot. The first
show is in really good quality but the second is much less
so. But both are so rare that you MUST have them!
PSYCHOTIC FEED VOL. #1 – Handcrafted
public access show that collects the weirdest footage form
around the world and cuts it up into an experimental mélange
of sites, sounds and textures. Also included oddball rock
videos and musical collages. Four Episodes including the banned
Question of Faith episode and the controversial Columbine
episode! Highly recommended! (Quality Various)
*PSYCHOTIC FEED VOL # 2 – Four more
episodes of the mysterious public access show that was ripped
form the airwaves! Four more Episodes of industrial strength
weirdness! Has some great stuff from various political campaigns,
the erotic workout episode and much, much more! (quality Various)
PSYCHOTIC FEED VOLUME #3 - More of the insane
cut up compilation madness from public Access TV. Over 2 hours
of great clips and music! Put this in and let your mind expand!
(B+)
PSYCHOTIC FEED #4 - (XXX) - Oh Boy!!!!!!!!!!
Four more episodes of the now legendary Public Access show,
but this volume is TOO HOT FOR TV as they say! Lots of good
shit on here including an excellent tribute to breasts, Dave
"The Rock" Nelson making cyber sex calls, VD commercials,
The Kids of Widney High, Japanese babes doing push ups, Gary
Coleman, Crocodiles, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim on Cocaine,
barfing kids, Garrison Kane explains bukkake, Mooning, A tribute
to internet sex goddess Wifey, Fred Durst being a dick as
usual, and more, more more! So much more that your brain will
melt. gotta be 21 to order cause they went off the hook on
these episodes!
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