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*ABDUCTED - Ultra nasty seventies swill about the Patty Hearst abduction. Really sleazy relic from days past will make you want a shower afterward! (B+)

ANGEL ABOVE, DEVIL BELOW (XXX) - A rather "mature" looking teen girl sits masturbating while her Mom is getting her booty filled downstairs. Then suddenly the cheapest devil ever jumps up and possesses the young lass's pussy. Next thing you know the wacky organ is demanding dickie day and night! Remember back when sex flicks had plots? If not, this is a great place to start! Gotta be 21 to buy though. Sorry kids! (B-)

ANNA OHURA VOL #1 - If you don't know who she is then do a search on her. Then come back and just try to resist buying these! Just friggin try! Anna is Japan's top big bust hardcore queen. She looks so sweet and innocent, but lurking beneath those massive hooters is a sex fiend! Gotta be 21 one to order. Slightly optically fogged, but as usual its pretty see through. (B+)

ANNA OHURA VOL #2 - More of her banging for the bucks, and showing off her huge rack of essential goodies. If this don't do it for ya, then your pecker is dead! Gotta be 21 as usual and fogged as usual. But don't let that stop ya! (B+)

THE AROUSERS - Tab hunter stars in this low grade nudie cheese from the seventies as a psycho who has to murder women when he can't get it up! Another in the long line of embarrassing star turns in crappy drive in movies for good old Tab! (B+)

AUDTIONS (1979) - Charles Band directed this foolishness of a group of filmmakers "Auditioning" young actresses. What you get is an endless parade of pulchritude including a barely legal Linnea Quigley and many porn stars including Rhonda Jo Petty the Farrah Fawcett look a like. (B)

BEAUTIFUL TEACHER IN TORTURE HELL (198?)- (NO ENGLISH) - Yet another of those well made, intense and totally politically wrong Nikatsu pink films that are sure to entrance you, yet make you feel real dirty for watching. Plot? Well a beautiful teacher is kidnapped and made to perform various sexual scenarios for her captors in a "torture hell". What the hell else did you think it was about? (B+)

*BLUE MOVIE (NO ENGLISH) -Ultra sick Italian sex-n-sadism flick from Italy. For the most extreme taste in sicko sex, brutality and snuff films. (C+)

*CAFÉ FLESH –XXX – Cult porno from the director of Dr. Caligary. In the future people are separated into sex positives and sex negatives. The positives can have sex, while the negatives get physically ill having sex, so they are forced to watch the positives. Very odd and even more relevant today than when it was made. Watch for Michelle Bauer getting banged under the name Pia Snow. (A)

NOT A LOVE STORY & CATFIGHT (XXX) - Both these films show the opposite ends of the Feminist debate over porn and both feature enough of the in and out to qualify AS porn! NOT A LOVE STORY was funded by the CANADIAN government and follows a world weary sex blinded feminist as she prods into the sleazy life of the porno world circa 1981. She manages to make everyone around feel guilty as hell for having sexual thoughts. Most interesting is the glimpse of 42nd street in New York during its heyday. Most frightening is a Feminist (more like sex Nazi) who decries all sexuality while her husband sits emasculated and quiet. There the child has taken on the duties of the man of the house and is well on his way to being emasculated too. Scary as hell. CATFIGHT is a short PRO PORN feminist documentary that we have offered in the past. But since it was short it fits perfectly along side this one. (A- to C+)

CELEBRITY XXX SCANDALS– Triple X clips of stars who were too stupid to know better (and some that may not even be those stars!) See Stallone, Elvira, Linda Blair, Barbera Streisand(?), Marilyn Monroe (not!) and many others. Oh my God! Better be 21 to order buddy.. (Quality Varies)

*CORRUPTION (1980) XXX - Somehow this incredible film has missed out updates previously. Roger Watkins (AKA Richard Mahler) director of LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET directed this Faustian tale of madness and it is his best adult film. Jamie Gillis stars as an assassin who is asked to work with a slimy underworld guy who can deliver any and all of his desires. But first he finds himself immersed in a seedy, multi-colored bar which represents the possibilities of those desires (and hence how the fucking is brought to the story!). Also stars Vanessa Del Rio. Yes you gotta be 21 to order so stop freakin asking! (B+)

DEEP THROAT IN TOKYO - German Language, No English - Highly paid Tokyo Fashion model is being sexually sought after by her father in law. When she refuses to do the horizontal bob with him, he has his team of handy surgeons transplant her clitoris into her throat(!?!?!) and she decides to make the best of the situation! Huh? Trashy and for ADULTS ONLY (B+)

*EDWARD PENISHANDS - XXX- Yes the all smut filled, totally tasteless fairy tale with a sad young goth hero who has Penis's for hands and puts 'em to use to! Actually this one is pretty funny with a couple of genuinely hot sex scenes. Even Johnny Depp and Tim Burtin approved! Plus extra porn swiped off the net. Even though this is as retarded as it sounds you still have to prove your 21 to order it. Blame the Meese commission. I do. (B+)

*EROTIC PERVERSIONS -XXX - For the most hardened, nasty and ugly tastes in pornography only! You've been warned! This is a full tape of 16mm and Super 8mm sex loops from the seventies that revolve around violence and, well more violence. Includes the much talked about, but rarely screened MEATHOOK PUSSY that is so fucked up it will peel the paint of the walls. Sicko shit so don't come crying to us if this offends you! Hell, it offended us! Remember, everything you see on screen is done by willing actors who got paid, but that doesn't make it less disturbing. Cannot sell this title to Cincinnati or Boston. You MUST be 21 to even think about ordering!

EXPLORING YOUNG GIRLS - XXX- Desiree Cousteau stars in this madcap sex romp about....her voluptuous boobies and tasty perfect hips and ass, what else could it be? Despite the title there are no young girls in the movie, in fact they are probably well past ever being consider young in fact. But they are all explored well and good for your masturbatory pleasure. Uncut and XXX meaning that you can't get this if you're under 21. In fact you shouldn't even be reading this your pervert! (B)

*FEMALE MARKET UNCUT, LTBX, SUBTITLED, JAPAN – Horrifying Women in Prison flick with Japanese babes kidnapped and put into holding for a white slavery ring. Almost too brutal to watch and for the most hardened fan of the WIP film. Gotta be 21 buddy! (A-)

FEMALE NINJA MAGIC CHRONICLES 3 - SUBTITLED - Yes this is the one where the ninja babe squirts acid milk from her boobs and melts the enemy! See these ninja gals blow bubbles form their vaginas to capture evil Ninja dudes! Fucking insane! (B)

*FEMALE OBJECT - XXX- LTBX, FRANCE- Wacky Fredrick Lansac (PUSSY TALK) takes to the female form once again in this story of a horny middle aged man who cannot find a woman insatiable enough to satisfy him. SO he makes his own robo-babe out of his remote control R2-D2! Sexy, wacky and loads blown of fun! In ENGLISH! Gotta be 21 to order (A+)

FLESH OF THE LOTUS -XXX- Yet another totally uncut 70's XXX classic, this time with the king of such things, Mr. 13 1/2 inches Joln Holmes himself as Detective Johnny Wadd! This time infiltrating Chinatown in search of the Lotus but finding more than his share, if you get my drift and I think you do! You gotta be 21 to order and I don't mean inches! (C-)

*FLYING SEX MAN -XXX- SUBTITLED, JAPAN - Hilariously awful, ultra no budget porno about a dude who is so horny he prays to God for the ability to fly so he can visit his girlfriend. God grants the wish and soon his is zooming all around in front of a really, really cheap green screen! Once he finds his woman instead of some straight up love making he breaks out the speculum, vibrator, candle wax and other crazy shit. Then him and his babe go flying together ala SUPERMAN! Strange! Only an hour, so its rounded out with other weirdo Japanese porn clips and trailers. (C+) Better believe you gotta be 21 sucka!

*HARDGORE - XXX- A young woman goes to a mental hospital run by Satanists! Much hardcore sex, really splattery gore and hallucinatory insanity ensues. Unlike certain prints making the rounds ours is actually complete, with the orgy kill climax and candle in the vagina scenes. You know the drill gotta be 21 (B-)

*HER NAME WAS LISA – XXX- Ultra gritty New York hardcore porn directed by Roger Watkins the man behind LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET. The story revolves around Lisa a new to the scene young girl and her spiral downward into dope, sex and finally death. Not really sexually arousing, but a damn fine movie overall. You must me 21 to order! (A-)

*HOWARD STERN BUTT BONGO FIESTA - Howard special has all the topless babes, bad practical jokes, bad taste and scatological humor you'd expect. (B+)

*HOWARD STERN US OPEN SORES - Howard hosts a tennis bout, the stern way! With a one legged ball boy, lots of nudity and bad taste. you know what your getting here and it lives up to expectations! (B+)

I SAW JESUS DIE (XXX) (1975) -NO ENGLISH- Highly unseal retelling of the crucifixion of Christ ….but as a XXX rated adult film! You can imagine those wacky Danish folks sitting around going "That Jesus story, tis good ya? But it needs more fucking!" well here you go! You must be 21 to order it you sorry souls! (B-)

IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT 10 - Basically a bikini and wet T-shirt contest caught on tape that is of interest to us only because Michelle Bauer is in it. That and it might give you a boner. (B+)

*JE SUIS A PREDRE – XXX – NO ENGLISH, LTBX – Brigette Lahaie sears the screen in this hardcore porn effort. I have no idea what its about, but fucking translates top any language, especially if she is involved. You must be 21 to order! (A)

*kEN PARk - LTBX, (2003) UNCUT- This has been on the update for a while, but I finally watched it. I usually abhor the work of Larry Clark, but this time I gotta admit this movie works. Yeah its needlessly leering and has seem very uncomfortable sexuality (that would be less so if from a different director) but the emotional impact is undeniable. This movie will NEVER be available stateside uncut, so this is a rare chance to see it that way. Gotta be 21 to order too. (NOW AVAILABLE ONCE AGAIN!)(A-)

LADY PORNO – NO ENGLISH SPAIN - Jess Franco directs his luscious wife as a nympho spy getting busy all day long. No English, but who needs it. Have to be 21 to order (C)

*LES PETITES ECALIERES – XXX, LTBX – English language hardcore Brigette Lahaie film about a girls school, for sex. Easily the sexiest of her hardcore features. You must be 21 to order! (A)

*LET MY PUPPETS COME - XXX Puppet porno from the makers of DEEP THROAT. Hate to say it but you gotta be 21 to order! (B)

*LITTLE VAMPIRE TAINTS (199?) (XXX)- No English- So you think you've seen all this Mondo Macabro stuff? How about a Brazilian vampire porno movie about a Dracula MIDGET! If that ain't enough to get you to buy this, then nothing is!!!!! Gotta be 21 to order. (B)

LOVE CAMP #27 -XXX- More Nazi shenanigans. Also uncut with lots of hardcore Nazi groping and fucking. So that means you gotta be 21 to order bro!! (B+)

*MIDNIGHT HEAT – XXX- Another excellent hardcore effort from cult director Roger Watkins. This time Jamie Gillis is a hit man who was having an affair with is boss’ wife. He holes up in a hotel room to wait for the hit. A real movie where the sex is part of the action. You must be 21 to order! (A-)

*MIKI SAGUCHI: ASIAN D CUP QUEEN (XXX)- No English - Japanese smut tape that is a showcase for the astounding physique of the title babe. Featuring lots of hardcore including a loooooooong segment in which four fans get to prove the prowess (or lack there of) with their fantasy girl. Fogged but you can see right through it. Miki is pretty gorgeous and this is great for the fans of big boobs or Asian women alike. Gotta be 21 kid, sorry! (B-)

MONSTER IN A WOMAN'S DORMITORY - No Eng, LTBX- Yet another Nikkatsu violent pink film with a crazed sex fiend stalking the campus of a bunch of frustrated prep school girls. This has a lighter tone than most of the other films in the genre, but still delivers on all the nudity and hot sex that the fans crave! (B+)

PAM & TOMMY GET IT ON- Good quality. Must admit it s pretty boring, but as much as Pamela Anderson doesn't really do it for me (too plastic for my tastes) her vagina is gotta be one of the most beautiful I've seen in at least five years! Its probably plastic like the rest of her! Gotta be 21. Quality is as good as the morons using the camera could muster (which isn't much).

*PARTIES FINES – AKA EDUCATION OF THE BARONESS – XXX – Yet another Brigette Lahaie hardcore comedy with some criminals breaking into a rich dudes house and teaching his baroness wife a thing or two. Dubbed in English! You must be 21 to order! (A)

*PRETTY PEACHES (1977)- XXX- OUR MOST POPULAR TITLE!!!Totally uncut version of the Alex De Rezney classic porn that plays like a live Action Betty Boop Cartoon, replete with rape, enema's and incestuous orgies, that is! Actually for all the nastiness, this is played very lightweight and mostly for laughs. Plus it is Desiree Cousteau's finest moment. The busty perfectly built beauty never, ever looked better than she does here. You NEED this movie. With the much censored enema bandit scene intact! Gotta be 21 to order it bro! (B)

*PUSSY TALK – LTBX – Insane and hilarious XXX porn from French madman Fredric Lansac. An unfulfilled (but really hot) wife has consigned herself to a life of sexual monotony. Her vagina on the other hand decides it is time to speak up for itself! The little organ has a big mouth too, piping up whenever it wants to be satisfied, which is often! Sexy, twisted and unusually intelligent, proof that porn once had a brain. Gotta be 21 to order pal! (A+)

*RACE QUEEN (XXX) -NO ENGLISH- BOINGGGGGGGGG! This is it folks. If you love Japanese women with big boobs, in lycra and spandex then having HARDCORE sex then this is the tape for you! Sort of the Japanese version of the Ugly George show a sleazy photographer cons his models into sexy "Race Queen" outfits (Race Queens are the usually busty vixens seen at Race tracks and other sporting events who help sell the sponsors products and are ALWAYS decked out in lycra fetish gear) then back out of the clothes for some hardcore romping. Yes this is pixilated but is pretty thin and you can still see what's going on relatively well. Plus the women are GORGEOUS and the fetish value her spans all over the place! If you love any of this stuff then you MUST get this tape. You’ll have to beat down your pecker with a stick after seeing this! Yeah you gotta be 21 though. Sorry Charlie! (A-)

*SEX BOAT - XXX seventies spoof on the LOVE BOAT Gotta be 21 to order!(A-)

*THE SHACKLE - LTBX, SUBS - Really sweaty and nasty Korean pink, roughie, S+M exploitation that is really well made. Up there with the best of the Japanese type of this stuff. Dig it! (A-)

*TAMING OF REBECCA -XXX - Very scary porno from the seventies that is believed to be the cause of a series of killings! The film is a gritty, nasty torture story that includes one of the most graphic piercing moments in screen history as well as all sort of other taboos broken. Very hardcore and not for the squeamish, or just about anyone else. Yes you have to be 21 to order (and our pals in Cincinnati and Boston are shit out of luck, cause due to their obscenity laws we ain't shipping this title there either!). (C+)

*TIS A PITY SHE'S A WHORE -LTBX- I thought it was a documentary about my ex girlfriend, but in fact this is one of those nasty seventies nuns go nuts movies. Full of nasty lesbians in funny hats basically doing the Women in Prison thing but in the name of God. This is actually fairly tame with leanings more towards drama, with Charlotee Rampling. (B)

*VERY SPECIAL PRISON FOR WOMEN -No Eng- LTBX- More of the Nikkatsu pink women in prison stuff that is so popular. You know the plot, Japanese women get put in prison and are forced to take showers, get whipped, have lesbian sex, get raped and then try a revolt. (B)

Vince Neil and Janine Sex Tape Uncut - Good quality but even more boring than Pam and Tommy tape if you can believe it. Watch in awe as Vince can barely hold his boner and bounces around on thebed like a little kid! Gotta be 21. (B+)

*WATCHER IN THE ATTIC - SUBTITLED, LTBX- Pretty twisted, yet very well made, pink film from Japan about a creepy fucker living in a chick's attic and obsessing about her. Naturally things don't go well for her! (B-)

WINTER HEAT (XXX) - Another seventies roughie thriller, this time a dude takes his sweetie out to the secluded cabin for a weekend getaway only to be ambushed by a clan of murderous rapists, who take full advantage of the situation. Naturally once all the hardcore nastiness is over it is time for revenge. A seedy nasty little movie. Stars Jamie GIllis. You gotta be 21 to order. (B-)

*WOMEN IN HEAT BEHIND BARS - No Eng - French version of the same thing described above but this time HARDCORE and featuring Marilyn Jess. Gotta be 21 to order. (B+)

THE WORLD’S MOST DISGUSTING SHORT FILMS – 110 minutes of sick weirdness including the now infamous BOX BALLS (a dudes nut sack is twisted and used as a dildo!), and NIGHTMARE CAFÉ (A go go dancer continues stripping until she pulls out her guts). Some of these are great fun, some suck ass in a big way; a mixed bag. Better be of legal drinking age to order! (B to C-)