PIRATE TV - EXCLUSIVE! to NIGHTCREW VIDEO! - Pirate TV is a homegrown public Access show that is taking the area by storm. Each episode is a collection of weird clips, obscure commercials, lost short films, insane home movies, celebrity embarrassments and other tons of cool shit guaranteed to keep you entertained for the remainder of your miserable lives! In fact you wont be miserable any more if you buy these! Check this shit out!

CRAPTASTIC RAP CLAPTRAP VOL #1 - Holy Shit!!!!! You need this, people, you really, really do! See the WORST attempts at local hip hop stars trying to hit it big with their public Access appearances. Words cannot do justice to the mind numbing insanity on display here as every cliche of the game is trotted out and plopped into a monotone pap right in yo face! "You got the Flava? I got the Flava! You got the Flava? I Got the Flava! Who got the Flava? You got the Flava? I GOT THE FLAVA!!!!!!" For fans of "STAIRWAY TO STARDOM" and its ilk. OVER 2 hours! Also included some crazy elderly black man teaching us all how to line dance! Get this from us before everyone else grabs it and it becomes a much copied classick! (B+)

KIDDIE'S BETTER WATCHOUT! VOL #1 - Totally Incredible, sick and twisted collection of education film rarities that YOU may have seen in the classroom as a kid. And if you did, is it any wonder kids started shooting up the joint? The piece-de-resistance here is the almost never seen 1964 classick "THE CHILD MOLESTOR" which is the" LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT" of education films. If you've seen the amazing Documentary "HELL'S HIGHWAY" then you've heard of this lost film. Watch as various scumdogs lure little girls into their cars with candy and puppy's only to take them in the woods and hunt them like wild game, complete with lusting point of view shots! But worst of all is the final sting in the tail when the movie dissolves to actual crime scene footage of a couple of dismembered dead kids like the ones we have just watched being tormented. AND THEY SHOWED THIS TO KIDS! Also on this compilation is" BOYS BEWARE", which shows how a pedophile will win the confidence of a young boy only to make a deal with him for sex. And when the dude gets caught the boy gets probation too! Fuckin-A! "GIRLS BEWARE", which is essentially the same movie but from the girls point of view (the dimwit girl in this one is a hoot) and a couple of other SYD DAVIS productions on Stranger Danger. SYD was the Orson Welles of classroom scare films and apparently was terrified of gay people, or at least seems to be if these movies are anything to go by! (Quality varies, but over all are remarkably good!)

ISSI SAGAWA: EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING - British documentary about Japan's most famous cannibal. This has in depth interviews with the man himself, large readings of his books, the actual news reports from France of his crimes. Plus Another documentary on Cannibalism. (B-)

GODSTUFF - Joe Bob Briggs hosts this amazing compilation of the best of the worst of Televangelists doing their thing. See Benny Hinn knock people to the ground with the healing powers of GOD! Watch as Puddintang the bear tries to save your soul! Hear the screams of the millions of sinners IN HELL! watch funny Jewish dancing with Tony Danza! Feel reverend Robert Tilton pray a car into existence (A rental naturally) and milk millions of their hard earned bucks! See Joe Bob Ridicule every last one, except good old Dr. Gene Scott who is just too scary to make fun of! God COMMANDS you to buy this one! (B-)

*VICIOUS – Very violent Australian potboiler about a bored yuppie teen who falls in with a vicious band of thugs. The force him along on their murder and theft spree that ends at his girlfriends family’s house. This is home invasion terror at the very best. (A)

*DARNA RETURNS - UPGRADE [ENGLISH and LTBX!!!!] - The Filipino wonder woman is back in action, with a new lead actress, skimpier costume and huge boobs! She is still battling the medusa queen but this time she has brought along a army (of about five) snake men as soldiers. This sequel is even more insane than the wonderful original! (B-)

*MENTAL VAGRENCY - is a compilation tape handcrafted here at NIGHTCREW VIDEO to set fire to the deepest synapses. It includes some of the silliest, sickest, strangest and just plain goofy clips, short films, rock videos and bozos ever compiled on one video. Some of the lunacy you will receive: John Bobbit's dick restoration surgery. Crazy Moms going nutzoid after discovering their kids are watching HORROR MOVIES from 20/20, Lots of trailers, a sex equals violent death student film, wacky public access PSA's," THANK YOU MASKED MAN" cartoon and more, more, more! Order it now, hell order it right fucking now!!!! A GREAT PARTY TAPE! (Quality various)

PRAY FOR THE WILDCATS – Anyone who grew up watching seventies sitcoms, will have their heads warped by this outrageous TV movie. William Shatner, Robert Reed (yes the Dad from The Brady Bunch) and, wait for it, Andy Griffith go on a backwoods America vacation only to discover that Andy is a hippie molesting Psychopath! Seeing the sheriff of Mayberry trying to get busy with an unwilling little hippie honey will fuck you up for life! SCARY! (A)

*PSYCHOTIC FEED VOL. #1 through #4 – Handcrafted public access show that collects the weirdest footage form around the world and cuts it up into an experimental mélange of sites, sounds and textures. Also included oddball rock videos and musical collages. Four Episodes including the banned Question of Faith episode and the controversial Columbine episode! Highly recommended! (Quality Various)

*THE ULTIMATE HARDGORE SPLATTER TAPE - Home made (By me actually), but professionally edited compilation tape of the hardest gore scenes cut to the hardest industrial rock and roll. You get clips from MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY, NIGHTMARE, EYES OF FIRE, ILSA TIGRESS OF SIBERIA, LADY TERMINATOR, CRASH, STORY OF RIKKI and a whole shitload of others. With music from THE MISFITS, MINISTRY, TOOL, FAITH NO MORE, CONTROLLED BLEEDING, CHRIST ANALOGUE, PIG and a whole bunch of others great stuff. A GREAT party tape! (B+)