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NEW ARRIVALS 05/05/08
BRUCE LEE VS. GAY POWER aka Kung Fu Contra as Bonecas (1975)
NO ENG - This Spanish Kung Fu comedy has really nothing to do
with Bruce Lee but has plenty of people running around acting like
limp wristed goof balls to accentuate the "gay power"
of the title.
The hero of the title runs around in a shocking pink muslce shirt
and a goofy mullet perm, yet he is supposed to be the Straight guy!
He is fighting a group of Homosexual Mexican banditos who killed
his family using his masterful (not really) Kung Fu techniques.
Ultra silly stuff that might take you a few beers to appreciate.
(A-)
CAPTURED FOR SEX (1986) SUBTITLED - Really bad quality copy
of this Japanese S+M classic is still worth watching as the flick
is
a terrific hell ride. A girl goes to the dentist only to be knocked
out with laughing gas and molested by the demonic Dominatrix Dentist
who wants to add this girl to her stable of slaves. From here it
becomes a surrealistic nightmare of sadism and poetry with weird
juxtopositions such as when she hallucinates her boyfriend fucking
the dominatrix in a bluescreen full of flowers. The climax featuring
hardcore oral sex is literally explosive featuring rope-play, darts
to the ass and spontanious human combustion! A classic of its sort.
Got to be 21 to order! (D)
DEADLY ART OF SURVIVAL (1981) - Super low budget New York
action flick from the maker of Wild Style is so gritty you will
have to pick your teeth afterwards. Featuring low level martial
arts, real life scummy New York location work and N.Y. no-wave Icon
Beth B in a supporting role. Yet another movie where you can see
the Big Apple as it once was, not as it has been sanitized to be.
(C)
DESTRICTED (2006) XXX - Totally prententious porno amalgamation
from the arthouse directors around the world. The idea was, what
would happen when you asked several of the worlds respected(?) art
house directors to do porno films? So the reigns were handed to
Larry Clark, Matthew Barney, Gasper Noe and a few others. The results
are all over the place with a few being really interesting, some
crap, and Noe's really depressing and headache inducing. Still as
an experiement its worth a look. Gotta be 21 to see this. (A-)
THE DOBERMAN GANG (1972) - You've seen the trailer now finally
see the movie! This classic seventies family film is as weird as
it looks!
After a failed robbery attempt a group of losers train dobermans
(and one bulldog) to carry out the robberies for them! You would
think people this ingenious would be able to find ways to earn money
legally! This movie spawned two sequels we'd love to get our paws
on! (B+)
DOGGY POO and other offensive shorts (2002) Subtitles -
This compilation of three short subjects starts off with the charming
Korean
stop motion animated children's film DOGGY POO about a dog turd
and his life on the road. Literally his life laying on the side
of the road.
It is an existential tale about one's place in the world and how
we all play an intetral role in making things work. But you can
never forget
that you are watching a heartwarming tale of a cute animted DOG
TURD! Next up is FORK LIFT DRIVER KLAUS a German short that
is
making fun of those great industrial videos that show the dangers
of the work place. Except in this one everything that can go wrong
does ending in great carnage and dismemberment for everyone!. Gallons
of blood and gore are spilled with huge belly laughs! There's no
English on this one but you won't need it. Lastly there is the offensively
titled GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE, a movie that is nowhere
near as offensive as the title it bears. A planet of black homosexuals
are dying so they send a convoy to Earth to mine their resources
but get caught up in the rediculousness of American culture. There
are plenty of racism and gay jokes but done in such a broad manner
that is it clearly making fun of them and not inviting you to partake.
All in all this is a pretty good party comp. (B+)
E.T. THE VAGINA (199?) XXX No English - Ridiculous and kinda
revolting porno pardoy of E.T. from somewhere overseas. The E.T.
costume has to be seen to be believed. But who in their right minds
makes a E.T. Porno? Yep you gotta be 21 to order it though! (B-)
*GANJASAURUS REX (1987) This shot on video quickie is maybe
one the lowest budgeted flicks ever made. They probably used the
actual budget to score weed. A giant Tyrannasaurus Rex (played by
a plastic Godzilled figure or a blow up six foot Godzilla depending
on the scenes) terrorises a bunch of pot farmers. You don't have
to be high to enjoy this, but it doesn't hurt. (B-)
GIMMIE GIMMIE OCTOPUS THE ENTIRE SERIES! - 4 Freakin Discs
of this popular kids show from Japan about lonely and goofy Octopus
and his Walrus friend who run around acting like retards, outsmarting
some pink Ghosts, and fucking with the Fox who is the Local
Sheriff. This is great stoner material as the people who made this
were obviously completely stoned out of their gourds. Each
segment is about four minutes long and there are so many you'll
go insane!! $30.00 for the whole set!
HOW TO BEAT HOME VIDEO GAMES VOL 1, 2 and 3 - Remember how
aggrevating it used to be to try and beat all those video games
in the eighties and early ninities? Well now you can see how easy
it could have been for you if you only could have had these programs!
You could have cheated your ass off on your Nintendo and other game
systems sapping the fun right out of playing, but still could
brag to your friends about what a WINNER you were. All three
programs on one dvd too! (B+)
JAM WITH CHRIS MORRIS - If you liked BRASS EYE then you
will love this skit comedy show by it's creator Chris Morris. Featuring
many
of the same cast of players this is satire and comedy just as sharp
and just as sick as the other show but played more as a comedy
show this time. Imagine if Saturday Night live was still funny and
played with more surrealism. (A)
J.C. (1972) - Really bizarre counter culture biker religious
flick that could only have been make in the drug addled 70's! Jesus
Christ is
reborn in the modern day to a hardcore southern Baptist preacher.
But J.C. doesn't buy into the dogma and rebels, becomes a biker
discovers LSD and starts a revoltuion! Now thats a messia! (B-)
*THE MASTER- THE COMPLETE SERIES (1984) - Really fun TV
series from the 80's starring Lee Van Cleef as a Ninja and Timothy
Van Patton
as his Pupil. They drive around America in a van looking for Van
Cleef's daughter and naturally find all kinds of corruption and
good reasons
to kick ass! On their tail is Sho Kosugi, Van Cleef's arch nemisis
from Japan who is set on killing the man for leaving the ninja ways.
This 2 DISC
set includes all the episodes of this single season favorite. Priced
as two discs. (C+)
NIGHTCREW VHS MEMORIES - Handcrafted here at the Nightcrew
Headquarters trailer compilation made from the antique VHS
collection we have. We took the trailers at the beginning or end
from dozens of the old tapes and plugged them all together for this
blast of awesome nostalgia! See those old Paragon trailer reels
that included trailers for BOARDING HOUSE, GATES OF HELL, and THE
WITHCING,or how about PSYCHO SISTERS or FAIRY TALES? RUBY or DOMIQUE
IS DEAD? SKINHEADS THE SECOND COMING OF HATE
makes an appearence too! Almost a full two hours of made for tape
trailers that you probably haven't seen in years! A NIGHTCREW
EXCLUSIVE!!!!! (B+)
*RAWHEAD REX (1986) Excellent copy of this early attempt
to bring Clive Barker to the screen. The movie isn't great, but
it is better
than many remember it being. It retains Barker's pissing scene,
and a child killing from the book, has some good gore and a mean
spirit to it. The mosnter design looks good, but the mobility to
the thing is really bad. But for a low budget British effort it
really isn't
bad at all. (A)
SNUFF MOVIE (2005) - Bernnard Rose of Candyman fame directs
this vicious splatter filled satire that rips into the horror genre
and
spares no prisoners. A horror filmmaker in the 60's is attacked
by a small cult of killers bearing super 8 cameras who kill everyone
at a
party in his home and cut the baby from his pregnant wife's womb.
The baby is rumored to live, but his wife dies. He was working during
the party. The cult is put on trial and jailed but the publicity
haunts him for years to come and his child is never found. Forty
years
later he is back directing, this time a real time web cast "movie"
re-creating the tragedy with actors portraying his friends. But
it
seems that the cult has resurfaced and are killing the guests for
real. Or is is something even worse? Filled with savage gore, mean
violence and tons of nudity, this also sends up the Hollywood elite
and the entire media's need for blood. A very good movie. (A-)
SHADOWS OF THE MIND (1980) - Roger Watkins lost horror film!
A very slow moving thriller that the director disowned when it
was completed, but a must for fans of this underrated director if
for no other reason to fill a gap in the collection.(B-)
STAIRWAY TO STARDOM 1, 2, and 3- This public access show
has now become legendary thanks to you tube, compilations tapes
and the like.
Grab one of these discs and see why. Tons of folks with limited
talent get up and belt out tunes, do interpretive dance and just
generally pour their little hearts out to TV land in amazing ways
that will MELT YOUR MIND! You will be rolling on the floor with
laughter watching these things. Easily some of the best entertainment
ever, and this thing predates that AMERICAN IDOL bullshit
by 20 years!!!!! Each volume sold seperately. (Quality varies)
WORLD GONE WILD (1988) - All star B-movie cast featuring
MIchael Pere', Bruce Dern and Adam Ant star in this gory post nuke
actioneer about the normal band of survivors battling the bad guys
and vicious cannibals who live in the wasteland. Highlighted by
some cool fights and some splatter and with a really fun performance
from Dern, this is good stuff. (B+)
NEW ARRIVALS 04/14/08
*THE AMERICAN WAY aka RIDERS ON THE STORM (1986) LTBX- Dennis
Hopper and Michael J. Pollard star in this weird ass comedy about
some veterans flying around hijacking television airwaves and pirating
the signal. There is some funny stuff here, but the staire of corporate
media take over is heard LOUD and clear and rings even more true
today. Whcih is probably why the movie is hard as hell to find now.
(A)
*BALD HEADED BETTY (1975) -No Eng - Utterly bizarre tale
about a Chinese girl who is sold into slavery and prosititution
and to break her
spirit the evil thugs hook her on Heroin and shave her head. She
becomes a freakshow attraction to the johns who come see her, including
one who becomes obsessed with trying to save her from her plight.
BUt he doesn't realize her parents shaved her head as a child and
she
LIKES IT!!!! Bizarre as hell is the only way to describe this one
folks! (B)
*CINEMA JUNK 1 (2006) - Hand crafted here at Nightcrew Video
compilation video that will knock your dick in the dirt with laughter!
See
sir's Corey Haim and Feldman, loads of fucked up cartoons, Thr Brava
breast enhancer system, dick enlargement devices, babes and
power tools, LOTS of big tits (and we mean LOTS) and so much other
cool and funny shit you will simply not be able to stand it! We
are
among the pioneers of the mix tape mayhem from back in the day with
the Psychotic Feed show and Mental Vagrency (we were doign this
shit in the mid 90's folks!) so come see how we kick it old school!
(Quality various but you wont care!)
*CINEMA JUNK 2 (2007) - Our second volume of mixtape mayhem
is just as good as the first. Some say even better! The corey's
return,
see a classic moment of seduction involving milking a cow (Feldman
is disgusted!), New York commercials, Marital aids, crazy kids,
a complete
re-edit of the now infamous "penis song" and even more
BIG TITS. You Cannot live without these!!!! (Quality varies but
you wont care cause you'll be laughing too hard!)
*THE CORPSE EATERS (1974) - Ultra sloppy bad movie zombie
fun from Canada is attempting for the crown of best bad movie
of all time. The story is the typical living dead mumbo jumbo with
the typical bad lighting, acting, editing and music. You'll love
it! (B-)
*D'WILD WENG WENG(1983) - The retern of WENG WENG!!!!!!!
Yes our favourite Phillipino Midget Kung Fu Expert
returns and this time he is kicking ass in a western setting. THis
is roundly considered a lost film, but we have uneartherd a
rarte copy and in english to boot! Get your Weng Weng fix today!
(B)
DESPERATE LIVES (1982) plus THE WAVE (1981) Double Feature!
- Relive your worst 80's teen film nightmares with this double
feature of
made for TV teenage dementia! First off we have DESPERATE LIVES
the film that is famous for the scene where Helen Hunt is high on
PCP
and dives out the second story high school window! You've seen it
on I LOVE THE 80's now see the movie! A small town High School is
overrun
by drugs while Teacher (and hottie) Diana Scarrwood tries to stay
on top of the problem. THE WAVE stars Bruce Davidson as a teacher
who
sets up his students with an experiment in socialism that basically
structures their class like the third reich! Naturally the kids
take to it like fish
to water and things start to get out of hand! Great stuff for those
of us who lived through the 80's (B+)
DON'T GO TO SLEEP (1983) - Made for TV horror about a family
that has moved to a new house to try and get away from the tragedy
of a car wreck that took the life of their daughter. BUt it seems
her ghost is not gonna let then rest and is tormenting their yougnest
daughter until a full blown posession takes place. Most people remember
this flick because of the ludicrous pizza cutter scene and the
radio in the bath tub. But there is actually a fairly decent sense
of dread and some really creepy stuff in the last third. Recommended.
(B+)
EL VIOLADOR INFERNAL (1988) - A serial killer is put to
death but is brought back to life by some demon mistress. So he
goes about raping and killing his way through the Mexican landscape
to appease both his appetites and her demands. He even
buttfucks a gay gay and carves 666 in his ass! He is a non descriminating
killing machine! Trully sicko entertainment for the splatter
family! (B)
*GORE MET ZOMBIE CHEF FROM HELL (1987) - Now this IS the worst movie
all time. Well not really but close. Shot on super 8,
atrocity about a nightclub where the guests end up on the memu (ala
Blood Feast but een cheaper if you can believe it!). Famous
for its rediculous video box and title. (B)
*THE GREEN SLIME (1968) - Very nice looking print of the
Kinji Fukisaku sci-fi calssic is a hoot and a half. A green slime
from Outer Space
gets onto a space station and mutates into a one eyed monster and
starts sucking the brains outta folks. The print has a station I.D
occasionally but otherwise is pristine. (A)
MAN IN WHITE (2003) - Subtitled- Takashi Miike does the
Yakuza thing again wiht this rather conventional but still extremely
violent, tale of
vengeance. Our hero witnessed his mob boss' killing by a rival faction
and has sworn to find who did it at whatever cost because the mob
boss took him in as a child. The problem is that no one is particular
in a hurry to find this killer for political reasons so he is on
his own. So he cuts a bloody path through the Tokyo underworld,
killing and robbing his way to the person who put out the hit. Shot
on Hi Def handheld video for an
imediacy that is unusual for this type of cinema, this one is a
winner. (B+)
*ROCK N ROLL MACHINE GUN BABES - Remember the scene in JACKIE
BROWN where Sam Jackson is showing a video
of chicks in bikini's shooting machine guns? This is the video that
was imitating. Fourteen girls in hardly any clothes, firing off
round after round of heavy Artillery while they explain the history
of the gun, how it works etc. Crazy! (B+)
*SATAN WAR (1978) - Really goofy, but still kind of effective
and suspensefull devil possession tale about a couple who'se house
is beseiged by the old might split foot himself. Yes such horrifying
things as mighty winds, and a cross on the wall actually rotates!
Scary! (C+)
SPELLBINDER (1987) - LTBX- Kelly Preston and her earth defying
breasts star in this really underrated withccraft flick. She is
a woman that
our schmuck hero picks up in a parking garage when he saves her
from being roughed up one night. She seems too good to be true.
Gorgeous,
smart, attentive and a sexual beast! But soon weird things start
happening and some warlocks start coming around wanting her back
as
part of their witches coven! The ending is a real corker too. So
sue me I like this movie! (A)
*TAG THE ASSASSINATION GAME (1985) - Thsi cable favorite
stars Linda Hamilton and Bruce Abbott (from Re-Animator). A group
of kids on a
college campus play a game where they shoot each other with fake
guns, thus eliminating each other. BUt one student takes it a step
too
far and starts offing people for real. This was a popular film on
cable because the rating allowed it to be played at all hours and
it seemingly
played all the time. Relive the 80's by checking it out all over
again! (B+)
TERROR ON TAPE (1987) - Excellent compilation tape fromthe
former continental label that features Cameron Mitchell as the propriater
of
a video shop that only rents horror films. He goes through an evening
of showing clips from his library to customers trying to scare them.
The clips are form such classics as BLOOD FEAST, 2000 MANIACS, VAMPIRE
HOOKERS, FROZEN SCREAM, THE SLAYER, NIGHTMARE, THE
DEADLY SPAWN and tons of others. The last Customer is a young and
very gorgeous Michelle Bauer a as vampy lady who can't get scared.
She almost has an orgasm at his clips! Awesome! (B+)
*THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS -XXX - UPGRADE - Well made hardcore
retelling of the old Lewis Caroll tale that stands as
one of the best XXX films of the late seventies. Great sets, costumes,
sex and storytelling. Nice looking print too. Must be 21
to order it though(B+)
NEW ARRIVALS 01/10/08
AEROBACIZE THE BEAUTIFUL WORKOUT
- More bishop whacking pumping and grinding
"workout" fare from the 80's. Hot babes in spandex do
exercises that have no real effect
on human health except to make one part of the male anatomy hard.
(A)
*AMIN THE RISE AND FALL (1981) - Uncut version
of this grindhouse sickie that goes behind the curtain
to show all the cannibalism and torture that big man Idi Amin was
famous for. Much less a political drama
than a splatter freakshow. (A)
*BLACK JESUS (1968) LTBX - Incredible political
allegory using the Jesus story as a jumping off point for
the Colonialism in South Africa. Starring the great Woody Strode
as Lalubi a Pacafist leader who
is captured and tortured for his beliefs. And incredible and movieng
film. (A)
*BREAKING POINT (1975) - Bo Vibenius director
of the famous "THEY CALL HER ONE EYE" directs this
twisted sex thriller about a file clerk who goes crazy for all the
heaving bosoms of the office ladies he works with.
When he isn't chasing them he's playing with toy trains or planning
a rampage with his new pistol. Dark and feeaturing
more of the hardcore sex sprinkled throughout just like his other
more famous film. For out patrons over 21 only! (B-)
*BULLIES (1986) - Fun and somewhat gritty hillybilly
actionier has a city family move to the country and get
terrorized by the typcial inbred backwoods rednecks until they can't
take it anymore and are forced to
take up arms and kill. Has an early appearence by Olivia D'Abo in
a wet t-shirt. And lots of nastiness to
appease the sleaze hounds. (B+)
*CANNIBAL MERCENARY aka THE JAGUAR KILLERS (1983)
- Totally freaking over the top Asian jungle sleaze
about a mercenary sent on a mission to whack a drug lord deep in
the jungle. This drug lord will kill anythign that
moves including little kids, and has a small army of cannibals at
his disposal! Loads of squibs, hacked limbs
and gallons of blood! This is crimson smeared hokum at its very
best! (B)
CAPTURED FOR SEX 2 (1986) - Subtitled - A couple
break down in the woods and are helped by a sleazy fellow
who takes them captive and begins to sexually torture the girl.
Soon the Husband begins to get rurned on and
becomes the torturer's pupil in sadism. Sick shit from the Japanese.
(C-)
DAMNED IN VENICE (1978) - Rosemary's Baby/ The
Omen knock off about a woman inpregnated by a
dark stranger who is most probably good old splitfoot himself. Decent
atmosphere that is mostly
worthwhile for one gutpunch of a scene that you'll recognize when
you see it, plus lots of sleaze
and nudity. (B)
*DARK SIDE OF PORN: SNUFF IS IT REAL/ SEARCH FOR ANIMAL
FARM - Incredible Brit TV series that digs
deep into the dark edges of the porn industry. These to episodes
deal with the darkest of porn subjects. The first
is the most complete investigation in the subject of Snuff films
I've yet to see. The interview everyone from FBI
experts to Carter Stevens who directed the tacked on footage of
the movie "SNUFF" to Eli Roth who makes an ass
of himself. The second show is mostly about Bodil Johensson the
queen of Beastiality and her sad and tormented
life. Incredible stuff here folks and this is must see. And unlike
US TV this is full of nudity and violence. (A-)
*ELECTRIC ROD BOY (1987) - SUBTITLED - Shinya
Tsukamoto's first feature film is a low budget wonder about a teenage
boy who has an electric rod growing out of his back. He invents
a time machine that sends him to the future in which a
cult of vampires have created a virus that has covered the sky so
they can roam free. He is enlisted to help battle them. This
is frenetic and insane and shows all the earmarks (and some of the
same props!) that would make his next film "TETSUO", such
a landmark. NOTE: The subtitles on this DVD-R have to be turned
on manually with your remote control. (B+)
*THE FLINTBONES (1994) -XXX- Ron Jeremy is a bit
of inspired casting as Fred Flintbone in this hardcore porn parody
of the popular cartoon and terrible live action film. Full costumes
and paper Mache' sets highlight this last gasp of story
driven porno during the dull 90's. Yes you have to be 21 to order.
(B)
*HAMBURGER THE MOTION PICTURE (1986) - Ridiculous
but funny slapstick sex comedy with Dick
B utkus about two chumps forces to go to a Burger Academy. The real
reason to watch this is the
sexy scenes with Randi Brooks. Who ever saw this on cable in the
80's remembers her scene in the
Chinese resteraunt. If you don't get it and see! (A-)
*HELP ME! I'M POSSESSED (1976) - Charles Nizet.
Remember that name because he just bumbed Ed Wood
off the throne. This weirdo tale of a mad scientis working int he
Nevada desert with his goofy sister, and
Curvy nurse is so bad, so bottom of the barrell, it has to be seen
to be believed. Most hilarious is the monster
itself that is basically a bunch of red yarn shook in the camera
vigerously. You must see this thing! (B+)
HOW TO BECOME A TEEN NINJA (198?) - Insane relic
from the 80's about a group of kids who are getting picked on
by a group of bullies. They duck into a cave where a white dude
dressed as a Samurai is hiding out. Now this doesn't
turn into the child molesting tale is sounds like, instead he is
a magical being that teaches the little brats the ways
of the ninja! In a long afternoon no less! Includes a montage with
an embarrasing ninja rap. Then the kids can go and
whoop ass on the bullies... yeah. (A)
HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN WITH THE POWEER OF HYPNOSIS (198?)
- Have you ever wished you could just
use your hypnotic power to make a woman do whatever you wanted her
to do? Well you wont learn to do it with this
video! But you will laugh your ass off watching the ludicrous bullshit
on display as a dude with a mullet goes through
the motions of seducing a busty lass with his "power"
and the sweaty narrator explains what he is doing. Funny shit.
Especially when he gets her to fantacise she is getting busy with
someone else!(A)
JECKYL & HYDE PORFOLIO (1971) - Super minimalist
70's horror about a split personality who is on a kill crazy
rampage because of being born under the wrong sign of the zodiac.
Ultra low budget but has some gore and a gritty
charm. (B)
*JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN (1971) - UPGRADE - LTBX -
Dalton Trumbo's classic anti war parable is back and looking
better than ever. This important movie needs to be seen now by as
many people as possible considering the sad
state of affairs the world is in today. (A)
LE VAUDOU(VOODOO:THE BLOOD BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH)- 1972
- NO ENG - Intense and graphic mondo
documentary about Voodoo in Haiti. See all the blood sacrifices
and various ceremonies up close and personal.
Incredible stuff and very fascinating. (A-)
*THE LOVE BUTCHER (1975) - Low budget trash from
Don Jones who would go on to torment the horror community
with the anti-classic "THE FOREST". In this a geeky Gardner
takes a lot of shit from various females and then his splits
into a second personality that is a murderous lady killer. Sleazy
and unpleasant though not without some dark humour
too. (B-)
*NAKED VENGEANCE (1985) - Cirio Santiago directs
the blunt and satisfying Rape Revenge outing about a woman
who witnesses a thug killer her husband after he stops a woman from
being beaten. Our hearoine moves back home
to her home town after the incident and his basically hit on and
moelsted by every macho idiot male in town, and the
sheriff ignors the problem until it explodes into a violent gang
rape and multiple murder. Then she becomes a
terminatrix and people start dying violently. This one pushes the
supposed R rated to the max and then some, with
only a slight trim noticeable during an exploding head. Otherwise
this is moist, red and nasty stuff and
highly recomended. (B)
*NINE LIVES OF A WET PUSSY - First feature film
from a very young Abel Ferrera is this porn flick. (B-)
O.J. SIMPSON WORK OUT TAPE OUT TAKES - See O.J.
fuck up take after take after take! See kato Kalin
hang around and work his worm like way into the show. And most importantly
here the jokes O.J. made that
ended up as part of his murder trail about beating his wife! Loads
of entertainment here for the sickos and
true crime enthusiasts! (A-)
REAL DOLL THE MOVIE (1999) - XXX- Horrific, frightening
and sad are just three words you might use to describe
this porno featuring Ron Jeremy humping those silicone Real Dolls
that you've heard about or seen on Howard Stern
or other tabloid TV shows. Yes they finally went and did it and
made a porn movie with completely fake women and
even then they have to fuck Ron Jeremy! Actually someone realized
the premise was too creepy and decided to
intercut an actual woman played by Shayla Lavauex but then they
have her act like a doll for most of those scenes.
Thing is she looks dead not like a doll, so its even more creepy!
Ron even tries to rape one of the dolls! This is
XXX so you gotta be 21 to order! (B+)
SKIN 'EM ALIVE aka Scorticateli vivi (1978) -
Italian actioneer about a group of mercinaries in deepest Africa
who
are found of raping and killign their way through villiages for
fun and profit. And they are the good guys! The leader of
the groups pacifist brother comes to Africa to get some cash from
his violent brother and is forced to become
a violent man when his brother is captured by African tribesman.
So he joins in the raping and killing. Mindnumbingly
racist and violent, but surprisingly not that gory and contrary
to the title no one is skinned alive. (B-)
*TRUCK STOP WOMEN (1974) - Awesome 70's trash
directed by Mark "Class of 1999" Lester and starring the
always
welcome Claudia Jennings as one half of a mother daughter team who
run a brothel for Truckers. Trouble brews when
the mafia try to muscle in on their business. Sleazy and violent
this is prime drive in material from the heyday. (B)
*ZAAT aka ATTACK OF THE SWAMP CREATURE (1975)
- Considered by many to be the worst movie of all time. You be
the judge. A crazy scientist turns himself into a water bound monster
killer. Buy it and chellenge your sanity!
[RIFFED ON MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000] (B-)
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CRAZY THUNDER ROAD (1980)- Full, Uncut, Subtitled version
of Sogo Ishii's groundbreaking cyberpunk film. Sort of a Japanese
take on Walter Hill's THE WARRIORS this is biker gangs at war with
pumping punk music and loads of style. Ishii's made this as
his film school thesis. A terrific film full of energy. (B)
THE DIRTIEST GAME IN THE WORLD (1968) - Titus Moede stars
in this early James Bryant directed counter
culture sex flick about a Polititian who gets sucked into the underworld
of sex and drugs. He adapts
while his clinically depressed wife goes bonkers. This ends with
a scene of Razorblade masturbation and
suicide that will NOT be forgotten easily. Truly disturbed filmmaking
disguised as a sex movie. (B)
*EXICUTIONER 2 (1984) James Bryant of DON'T GO IN THE WOODS
fame directs this rip off
of the THE EXTERMINATOR that they hoped you would get confused and
think it was a sequel to.
Chris Mitchum stars as the vigilanti wanting to clean up the streets.
Aldo Ray just wanders around
confused. Renee Harmon both produced and acts in this hilarious
atrocity. Appearently the version
we have her is trimmed for time purposes but its so incohereant
I doubt you would notice! (B)
*FROZEN SCREAM (1975?) - Highly recommended in the book
NIGHTMARE USA (the best book ever
written about American Horror!!!) this shaggy dog horror film is
an incoherant mess and all the more
lovable for it. Renee Harmon stars and produces as a doctor working
on crygenically freezing people
and is somehow turnign them into murderous zombies in the process.
There some alright zombie attacks
and a lot of times when people are talking and a narrator starts
telling us what they are talking about! Like
EXICUTIONER 2 this is trimed for time (both movies came out on budget
lables that trimmed the movies to fit
on shorter tapes) so for the time being this will have to suffice.
(B)
*HOLY GHOST PEOPLE - Documentary about backwoods hardcore
Christians that practice snake handling and
speaking in tongues. See the Fundamentalists preach the word of
God and then prove it by tossing Rattlesnakes around
like toys! When one guys gets bit he refuses help saying if he dies,
he dies (what is this a ROCKY movie?) its the will of God! (B)
HONKY 1970 - Black girl + white boy = trouble. "A love
story of hate!" Unintentially racist crossing the color line
love story that features a couple with jungle fever that end up
ruining their lives when they try to score
some weed and start selling dope for a living. (B+)
*JANIE (1970) - Janie is a girl with problems. She just
can't stand people! This movie follows 24 hectic
hours where she kills everyone that she meets and then masturbates
when she is done! Roberta and
Michael Findlay are on hand and get whacked so they probably had
a hand in the production. A sick
and well done grindhouse treat! (B)
THE MOLESTORS (1963) Sleazy German B/W drama about what
happens when a dirty old man starts to give in
to his less than honorable urges with the teenage girls he sees
everyday. Things take a huge turn for
the worse when his wife goes out of town leaving him alone with
his teenage daughter. Icky make ya feel
dirty kind of stuff. With Trailer. (B+)
*RANDY THE ELECTRIC LADY (1980) - Terry Southern writes
this XXX satire on the sexes. Desiree Cousteau stars in
as a lass who goes to an experimental clinic to learn to have orgasm
but eletric means. The clinic is run by a Nazi
and this get weird from there. This is the XXX print, NOT the cut
down R-rated version. You must be 21 to order as
always! (B)
*SWEET & SAVAGE aka Dolce e selvaggio (1983) - Sicko
Mondo effort by Antonio Climati & Mario Morra is their
final effort and many consider it their most shocking one. This
is the one where a dude is tied to several trucks
and pulled apart. Plus the usual Mondo mayhem. This comes with artwork
by our pal Josh Wyatt! Really
nice print on this one too! (B+)
THE UNDERTAKER (1988) -This is Joe Spinell's last film.
he plays Unkle Roscoe an Undertaker with a
predilection towards touching the dead folk. He is also a serial
killer trying to keep his dead wife comapny.
Old joe was trying one last time to play out his most beloved role
that of the psychopath from MANIAC. Here he
is clearly the best thing about the flick. But every female cast
memebr drops their clothes and the sleaze hangs
thick. Viva Spinell! (C+)
VICTIMS (1985) - Not the movie covered in the book NIGHTMARE
USA but a bookwoods massacre/rape
rape revenge flick. Shot on a frayed shoestring this details four
babes in really skimpy clothes that
go camping in the desert (their boyfriends warn them!) only to get
attacked by some scumbags. Soon
they take up arms and fight back. Considered by many to be among
the worst movies ever made. You
be the judge. The IMDB list Jess Franco as the script writer but
I somehow doubt that. (B-)
*WACO BOTH BIG LIES - Left wing documentaries on the Siege
at Waco and the resulting deaths. Written about in the
book KILLING FOR CULTURE. While some of this is just as manipulative
as the media they are condemning, there
is enough real evidence here to make for a chilliing expose no matter
how heavy handed the narration gets.
This is where the now infamous footage of a tank spewing flames
into the compound came from. (B-)
NEW ARRIVALS 05/12/07
*ALICE COOPER THE NIGHTMARE - (1976) - Fantastic realization
of Alice Coopers classic album that ran on late night ABC TV. Hosted
by Vincent Price this goes through all of the songs plus the awesome
"Balled of Dwight Fry" all in the splendid TV tube smeary
color only 70's technology could deliver. Some of the lyrics to
"Only Women Bleed" were slightly altered, otherwise this
is Alice in his prime! (A-)
AMERICAN DREAMER (1971)- Brilliant and somewhat distrubign
documentary focusing on a horrifiying drug addled Dennis Hopper
in the early 70's. It is truly amazing to see the man in the height
of his drug fueled Hippidom and wonder how the hell he survived
without more severe brain damage. See him drink lots of booze. Hear
him philosophize. Experience him in a hotub with chicks he can't
even remember. Live the dream...(B)
*BEST OF SUBTERRANIAN SINEMA - Really off the wall Public
Access show that featured underground short films, atopsey footage,
death footage, Driver's Education films, heavy Metal parking lot
and best of all a long, debate with chucklehead Bob Larson. there's
some fun stuff here. (B+)
*BLOOD ON SATAN'S CLAW - Upgrade-LTBX- Incredible British
made shocker about Satan coming to rise in a small peasant town.
A young girl begins to grow a patch of
hairy skin on her thigh that may or may not be the begining of the
coming of the Antichrist. Brilliantly chilling stuff and very recomended.
(A)
BLOODLUST aka THE LION THE LEOPARD AND THE WOLF - Over the
top guns, gore and laughs from Austrialia with an all industrial
music soundtrack courtesy of Wax Trax records. A trio of vampires
(including one Marilyn Monroe lookalike knockout blonde with the
nicest tits we've seen in a moons age) go all Reservior Dogs and
rob a casino. Meanwhile some psychotic Priests are hunting them
down. Overflowing with Sex, violence and rock N Roll, this one delivers.
(A)
*BRUTE CORPS -(1972) - Brutal drive in Swill features Alex
Rocco as a Marine who, along with some buddies trvel around brutalizing
anybody they can for fun. Sometimes the hunt down woman for kicks.
When they encounter a Hippie couple in a barren town you know there
is conna be trouble a coming!!! Sadistic cinema swill that couldn't
be made today!!! Print has Greek subtitles on the picture but is
uncut! (B)
*BURN BABY BURN - Absorbing and volatile documentary about
riots and riot control in the USA by DEATH SCENES creator Nick Bougas.
(B+)
*CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST 2 - LTBX - Bruno Mattei Decides to cash
in on the classic and try his hand in the jungle wiht the faux natives
for a while. The results? Well it ain't Deadato's classic thats
for sure and he ain't killing the animals like in the original (thank
god for small favors)...but Bruno is Ruggero! Far from a classic,
there are some laughs to be had here and some gore, but this is
a far cry fromt he Cannibal chunkblowing excess we have come to
love. But for the completists it is here because we love you! (B+)
DEATH WARRIOR -(1984)-No Eng- Cunyet Arkan directs and stars
in this hilarious brutal actionier about a group of Ninjas whooping
ass in the UNited States. No one can stop them so we naturally turn
to oiur friends in Turkey for help who send us their best ass kicker,
Cunyet Akrkan!!! Then the fun really begins!!!! (C+ but its Turkish
you expect better quality?)
*DEATH WATCH (1979) - very somber and bizarre Sci Fi allegory
about a man, played by Harvey Keitel, who is told he is dying. SO
as part of an experiment he agrees to have his eyes wired to microscopic
cameras so they can record everything around him during his last
few months alive, so the doctors can experience what is is like
to actually die from a physical and emotional perspective. A truly
chilling and sad work that is thoughtful in its presentation. (B+)
*DEVIL FETUS -(1983) -Subs-Yet another of those crazy demonic
possession movies where a magician is called in to take care of
business and all kinds of havok is caused. This time
a possessed Fetus is to blame for the action. Crazy fun. (B-)
FREAKS UNCENSORED - Interesting and frank documentary on
people with carious disabilities and how they are viewed in different
parts of culture, especially in places where they are appreciated
for being different such as sideshows. Very well done and recomended.
(A-)
*KAWHERI - (19??) - Very early Mondo effort has a team of
anthroplogists going deep into the heart of Africa to discover the
crazy native customs there
inclduing all the savage violence and grass skirted nudity that
National Geographic had been afraid to show! This titled has cool
original cover art by our
friend Joshua W. (B+)
*THE LAST MOVIE (1971) - The is the movie that Hopper had
just gotten back from making in Peru during AMERICAN DREAMER. The
sort of story here is that Hopper plays an American Film director
on location in Peru creating an action epic. The natives see what
they are doing and begin to imitate the film crew, not quite understanding
the levels of reality and fakery on hand. All the while the director
is losing his tenuous grip on reality. Naturally the on screen story
is exactly what was going on while Hopper was directing as well,
as he snorted most of the drugs in the country and was losing his
marbles the entire time. He was also deeply influenced by EL TOPO
and it shows in every single frame and in the soundtrack which apes
EL TOPO mercilessly. Definately a must see!!!! (A)
NOISEY REQUIEM (1988)-B/W, No Eng- This film by Japanese
underground director Yoshihiku Matsui is an intense assault on the
senses that can't really be compared to any other films. How about
this from the IMDB: this black/white movie was 5 years in the making
and described by the director Yoshihiko Matsui as " would be
a scandal if made into a motion picture." Its focus are the
daily lifes of social outcasts in kyoto, misfits and freaks, we
have a serial killer, crippled soldiers, an incestuous couple, dwarves
and homeless people, all of them struggling to get by. NR is the
most uncompromising look at alienation, a raw and violent depiction
of society and the gaps it creates. If you ever get the chance to
see it, please do so, it´s one of those forgotten masterpieces...That
sums it up about right I suppose! (B-)
RAPEMAN 2 -LTBX, SUBS - Another installment of the long
running series about a super-hero who rapes his targets into submission!
Played for laughs, but still misogynistic as hell. Only for our
friends the Japanese! (B-)
*SANTA'S GROOVE - Totally insane public Access style musical
perfromance of a band singing Christmas songs, eachone in a different
rock style, all the while dressed as Santa Clause. That description
does not do this justice as to just how fucking weird this is. This
is like someone dropped a huge tab of acid then decided to make
a Christmas special with retarded bikers...Sure to become a yuletide
favorite! (A)
SEXUAL SATANIC AWARENESS (XXX)- Really obscure Satanic sickie
XXX filme from the late sixties looks like it was shot on a long
weekend by a group of amatures with a found camera. It probably
was, and that just adds to the charm. Bottom of the barrell sleaze
fest about a warlock trying to add babes to his Coven which is just
really hippie chicks hanging out at his Kitchen table and getting
busy once in a while. Yeah the devil says you gotta be 21 to order
this!(B-)
*SLAVE TRADE IN THE WORLD TODAY - (196?) Sleazy mondo effort
from the 60 seeking to break open the underground world of white
slavery as it exists all over the globe. Sicko shocking stuff for
the 60's and still a little unsavory today. (B+)
SOLDIER BLUE (1970)- Fully Uncut version of this horrifying
"western" that sought to one up the violence of The Wild
Bunch. This one tells the story of the Calvalry's brutality when
dealing with the American Indians culminating in the orgiastic final
reel of carange that has long been censored, until now. (A-)
SQUIRMFEST - XXX- NO ENG - Truly horrifying, disgusting
and downright evil smut that frankly we're almost ashamed to be
carrying. And yes its Japanese of course! Some insane woman agrees
to eat tons of maggots and earthworms, in a class of milk, some
just live, so she can poop them back out and eat the whole mess
up again, THEN it supposedly starts getting sexy!!! You've been
warned! You gotta be 21 to order! (B)
SQUIRMFEST 2 -XXX - NO ENG- More worms, more maggots, more
poop, more eating of shit that you shouldn't eat and all of it in
the name of sex from our friends on the island. I don't get it and
I don't want to understand it!!! you got to be 21 to order!!! (B)
SUFFER LITTLE CHILDREN (1984) - This British lensed Supernatural
horror quickie turned heads in the UK because it was made by HIGH
SCHOOL students as part of a vocation class!!! This was at the time
when the "Video Nasties" scare was at the peak and people
were being hauled into prison for for owning or renting horror films
and here was one being made by school kids! The movie is okay, has
some splatter and isn't half bad, considering. It sure as hell is
a damn site better than kids these days are churning out with thier
home video cameras... (C+)
NEW ARRIVALS 12/28/06
*A STRANGE HARVEST (197?)- Bizzaro documentary about the
cattle mutilations through out the heartland of America in the 70's.
Lots of footage of fucked up cows with the butts cored out so be
warned this ain't for the squeamish. But it IS interesting stuff
for all us conspiracy minded individuals out there. (B)
ALL NIGHT LONG 4 -No Eng-The next Entry in the long running
Japanse gore series about youth gone really wild. More rgore, sex
and sleaze but unfortunately no English! (B+)
*AMOK LAUF - Uwe Bolle has become a big time Hollywood director
and is known as probably the worst director of all time, but this
is hi first feature film and it aint half bad. An artsy fartsy serial
killer flick, heavily influenced by NEKROMANTIK and the like. (B)
*CRYING DEMONS - (195?) - Totally insane set of half hour
preaching sermons fromt he fifties where one A.A. Allin performs
backwoods exorcisms before your very eyes of
various unfortunate "possessed" people. Is this real?
You be the judge!!!! (A-)
DEAFULA - Really bizarre take on the Dracula mythos done
entirely in sign language for the hearing impared! (B)
*DEATH DRUG - Phillip Micheal Thomas smokes the Sherm, freaks
out, think his razor is an alligator, fights his boss, beats up
his wife, smokes more sherm and forces us to watch the
greatest music video in history "Just the Way I planned It"
by, who else, Phillip Michael Thomas!!!! Awesome! (C+)
*DIABEL aka THE DEVIL - Subtitled - Andre Zulawalski's intense
surreal/gore mastepiece that is more insane than his most popular
film POSSESSION. Must be seen to be believed! (B-)
*FREAK ORLANDO - Ultra surrealism with dalmation midgets
and stuff(B-)
FUCKED UP CARTOON PARTY 2 - Yes a sequel to our most popular
DVD ever!!!! If you loved the first volume this will knock your
fuckin socks off! You get the GI Joe redubbed PSA's, some Flintstones
action, some more Peanuts offensiveness, loads of Necrophilia, rape
and cannibalism themed cartoons and tons of sex and violence! This
is almost a solid TWO HOURS of sick, Sick , SICK cartoons for your
party time enjoyment!!!!! (Quality is various) WATCH FOR PART
#3 very soon!
GORGON VIDEO MAGAZINE PART 2 - This second edition has great
interviews with Screaming Mad George and Stuart Gordon, goes behind
the scenes with Paragon Films and has reviews with Rick Sullivan
of the Gore Gazette plus lots of other goodies. (B+)
*HARWARE WARS AND OTHER FILM FARCES - This is the orginal
version of HARDWARE WARS before someone took it and added useless
digital effects in the 90's also on this tape
is PORK LIPS NOW and CLOSET ENCOUNTERS OF THE NERD KIND and some
other indie short parodies. Good stuff here folks! (A-)
HYPNOTIC EYE VOL #2 - EPISODES #3 & #4 - Two more Episodes
of this Texas besed Public Access show featuring old toy commericals,
giant monsters,
puppets, weird films garage bands and other great stuff. All Volumes
are HIGHLY Recommended!!! (A)
HYPNOTIC EYE VOL #3 - EPISODES #5 & #6 - Two more Episodes
of this Texas besed Public Access show featuring old toy commericals,
giant monsters,
puppets, weird films garage bands and other great stuff. All Volumes
are HIGHLY Recommended!!! (A)
HYPNOTIC EYE VOL #4 - EPISODES #7 & #8 - Two more Episodes
of this Texas besed Public Access show featuring old toy commericals,
giant monsters,
puppets, weird films garage bands and other great stuff. All Volumes
are HIGHLY Recommended!!! (A)
HYPNOTIC EYE VOL #5 - EPISODES #9 & #10 - Two more Episodes
of this Texas besed Public Access show featuring old toy commericals,
giant monsters,
puppets, weird films garage bands and other great stuff. All Volumes
are HIGHLY Recommended!!! (A)
HYPNOTIC EYE VOL #6 - EPISODES #11 & #12 - The FinalTwo
Episodes of this Texas besed Public Access show featuring old toy
commericals, giant
monsters, puppets, weird films garage bands and other great stuff.
All Volumes are HIGHLY Recommended!!! (A)
*KILLDOZER - Infamous 70's TV movie about, you guessed it
a Killer Bulldozer!!!! Fondly remembered by all of us who grew up
in that era. (B)
LA GOULVE - AKA EROTIC WITCHCRAFT - No ENG - The book IMMORAL
TALES covered this really bizarre French sex/horror farce and for
years I've tried to track it down, well hear it is and after watching
it, I still can't say what it is about! It is a 90 minute tone poem
about sex and witchcraft that is quite unlike anything I've ever
seen, a mood pice for sure. The print is in really
rough shape. The video quality is fine but the film elements this
is taken from is bad off, it has turned pink and is full of scratches
which add to the otherworldly effect in my opinion. Very odd (C+)
*MR. NO LEGS - UPGRADE - Yep the amputee ganster is kicking
ass in MUCH better quality than ever before! (B+)
*MOSQUITO: THE RAPIST - Terrific and gory german serial
killer movie is a real downer. Werner Pochath plays the title character,
a mute who is sucking the juices from corpse with a glass
straw but soon moves up to murder. Truly a melancholy masterwork.
(A-)
*PRIVILEDGE - Really cool dramedy from cult director Peter
Watkins (PUNISHMENT PARK) about a rock star's meteoric rise to fame.
A very bizarre movie. (B)
PSYCHIC TV Vol #4 - This go round we have an hour long discourse
from Genesis P hmself as he talks about what it means to be an exile
from his own country and other interesting topics, followed by a
rundown of the 8Transmissions8 which is 8 of their incredible music
videos including GODSTAR, TERMINUS and all the others. There are
also a couple of other small interviews with Gen. Good stuff
all the way around. (Qaulity is C on the Exil interview A on Tranmisions)
RITUALS -UPGRADE - UNCUT - This replaces our old copy whihc
unbeknownst to us was cut. This is the rare Canadian version that
is longer. (B)
REVENGE IS MY DESTINY - I don't have a freaking clue what
this is about! The opening scene is in Vietnam it looks like! Nice
quality copy though (B+)
STONED - Scott Baio is a nerd. So in an effort to stop being
a nerd he tries a little of the Chiba to impress the pot heads.
Next thing you know he's thrown off the glasses and button up shirts,
is talking to
hot girls, spurns athority figures, hangs out with the tough guys
and smokes a LOT of the chiba!!! So much for this being an anti
drug parable!!!! Fucking Hilarious after school special about the
evils of pot ends up being a big commercial for the drug until the
down beat climax of course. Any way you slice it, it is hilarious
to see Scott Baio getting STONED! (B+)
*THEMROC - Incredible counter culture flick about a dude
who flips out, drops out, turns his aprtment into a cave, starts
boffing his sister and eats a cop. You know you've had days like
that too!
Super intense and hardly a word is spoken during the entire flick.
Really good stuff hear folks! (A-)
*TRANSMUTATIONS - Clive Barker scripted this basic Monsters
and Psychics against the mob story that is in a lot of ways a dry
run for NIGHTBREED. It aint all that great (cause director
George Pavlou sucks) but there is certainly something here for the
Barker completist. (A-)
*WASHING MACHINE -UPGRADE- Nearly Perfect copy of Ruggero
Deadato's stab at the erotic thriller. Not a lot of blood and guts,
but a good amount of humping and one actress with
the biggest most mouth watering hooters in Italy. (A)
WILD BEASTS - The dude behind MONDO CANE goes for the Animals
run amok genre with splatteriffic results. Some jerkoff doses a
zoo's water supply and the Animals go fuckin
bonkers and start attacking people! Loads of gory hyjinx ensue.
(C+)
WITCH WITH THE FLYING HEAD - Subtitled- More decapitation
and flying head vampire weirdness. You gotta love this shit, a vampire's
head detaches and flies around with her guts
trailing behind her to find her victims! Great shit! (B)
*YIP TEASE - I finally got a good copy of this softcore
outing featuring Amy Yip and a bevy of busty young Chinese gals
taking it off fo rthe camera. Yip never gets completley nekkid,
which is
dissapointing but she does TEASE a lot, so the title is appropriate
enough. The other lovelies get down and take it all off though.
It'll give ya wood! (B)
NEW ARRIVALS 6/06/06
ALIEN DREAMTIME/ TIMEWAVE ZERO - These two highly experiemental
psychedelic films are the visual accompanyment to the narration
of underground guru and psychedlic explorerer Terence McKenna. I
can't even begin to explain these things, you're either in the know
or not with this stuff. I suppose McKenna is this generation's Timothy
Leary. Excellent quality on this disc too. So tune in and free your
mind baby!!! (A)
ANTHROPOPHAGUS 2000 - NO ENGLISH - Totally assinine remake
of the already kinda assinine Italian gorefest. This pretty much
follows the original beat for beat, but pumps up the nudity and
gore considerably. Shot on video for that all too familiar feeling
of crap. I'm sure if I spoke German I could appreciate the crappy
dialogue too! (B)
ASIAN INVASION - Yet another two disc set of British TV
hosted by underground cinematerologist Johnathan Ross of The Incredibly
Strange Film Show. This time out he hits the far east and spends
48 minutes with a particular country and the filmmakers there. In
Hong Kong he checks out the new crop of action filmmakers, in Japan
he gets the scoop on Miike and some anime, and in Korea he hangs
out with the makers of THE ISLE and OLDBOY. Absolutly essential
stuff here folks. (A)
AVW- TOTAL FUCKDOWN - XXX- NO ENGLISH - Totally insane 3
disc set of this weirdo Japanese wrestling/ hardcore sex Sport (?)!
Girls wrestle to see who can grope the other one. They wrestle guys
and end up getting pinned down and humped. This shit is crazy! Totally
misogynistic but off the wall and weird. 3 Discs so the price is
$20.00 and does not count towards any sales. Yes you MUST be 21
to order this crazy shit! (B+)
BLINDMAN - LTBX - That old hippie Ringo Starr is the villian
in this unique and gripping spaghetti western about a Blind gunman
and the baddies he shoots up. This is action packed, well directed
and among the best of the genre. (B+)
*THE BOOGENS - Early 80's Monster Mash that is long out
of print and hard to find these days. A coal mining town is beseiged
by little tentacled monsters!!! (A-)
*BRASS EYE - 2 disc Set of ths incredible social satire
comedy show from Britain starring and written by grand prankster
Chris Morris. Think of a combination of Penn And Teller's BULLSHIT
and Early era Saturday Night Live and then throw in actual political
figures getting the piss taken out of them and you kinda come close.
Some of the funniest bits? The rapper JLB8 who dates girls as young
as 7! Buzz Aldren and his sex surrogate while in space! Islamic
animal creulty when cows are shot out of cannons! And tons more!
This is the entire first season and the banned from the airwaves
child abuse epidemic episode. Hilarious and great stuff all the
way around! (A)
*BURROUGHS DOC & JUNKY'S CHRISTMAS - Two great shows
about everyone's favorite beat poet William Burroughs. The first
is a documentary about his life and work and is totally fascinating.
The second is an animated christmas tale written and narrated by
Burroughs about what else? A junky's Christmas! Essential purchases
for fans of the departed poet. (B)
COCKSUCKER BLUES - Yep the infamous Rolling Stones documentary
that they still don't want you to see! (C+)
DAIDEM/ MINI KILLERS - When Dianna Rigg was on hiatus from
THE AVENGERS she starred in these two odd super 8 features. Basically
someone's homemade thrillers with Rigg doing the secret agent thing
again. For the die hard Avengers fan this is the holy grail. For
anyone else it is pretty tedious. You've be the judge. (B)
*THE FILTHY RICH XXX - One of those great story drivin pornos
form the golden era! This is more or less a take off on DALLAS and
its compition. The late night soap opera merged with hardcore porno.
Vanessa Del Rio stars and chews up the scenery. Gotta be 21 to buy!
(B)
FILMS OF IRVIN KLAW - Irvin Klaw is best remembered for
doing some bondage films with Bettie Page but he continued to make
short fetish films well into the 1990's. This is a collection of
his best work in this underground arena. Plus a surprise extra feature!(B)
GG ALLIN LIVE - 2 disc collection of the bad boy of punk
at his worst!!! See him beat up himself, other people, his audience
and whomever else is in the way. See him poop all over the place
and cuss out anyone of Authority. See the choice moments from the
various TV shows he exploded on! See the infamous final show where
he ran out of the club and into the streets naked and covered in
shit and blood! Hell he even plays some songs! If you are a GG fan
this is a MUST. Due to his crazy antics you gott be 21 to order
(B)
GG ALLIN'S FUNERAL - Yep someone took a camcorder into the
wake and funeral of fecal rocker GG ALLIN and recorded his racous
farewell. This is the ultimate in sickness as all his pals say good-bye
as only they know how. Another must for the true GG fan. The quality
is pretty sparse here, but lets face it, it probably never looked
good to begin with. (C)
THE GREAT SATAN AT LARGE - Whoa boy!!! This is the kind
of thing that makes us freedom of speach guys give pause. Then we
discover we're laughing so hard it doesn' t matter!!! This is yet
another Texas based (what the fuck is wrong with them down there?
Don't answer that!) public access show that was ripped from the
airwaves. Here a dude dresses up as Satan and has an interview with
a drunk bar owner (A dead ringer for El Duche') who is appearently
God. Add a masturbating court jester, tons of profanity, drinking
and loads of Richard Kern clips on the chroma key screen and you
get one of the most fucked up, transgressive and entertaining shows
out there. This was naturally busted off the air (it fucking ran
at 6:30 pm!!!) so the second show on the disc is another show called
Israel666 that allowed good old Satan to come on and plead his case!
Awesome!!!! Free speach at work people! (B-)
HINDI NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST. - NO ENGLISH - Pretty ropey copy
of this really fucked up remake of the poplar Wes Craven classic.
this does the one thing Craven was afriad to do with his movie:
Add dance numbers! Yep it is another in the long line of Hindi rip
offs that wedge in the song and dance that you crave! you gotta
see this to blieve it! (C+)
JAPANARAMA - Two disc set of this amazing British TV show
from your friend and mine Jonathan Ross. You know the dude from
the Incredibly Strange Film Show that aired on the Discovery Channel
in the early 90's. He's doing the same sort of thing here, except
exploring the culture of Japan. He interviews loads of Japanese
filmmakers including our hero Takashi Miike, and Kei Matumura, he
visists with the dudes behind the current Godzilla flicks, meets
manga artists, plays Japanese video games and checks out the "after
dark" scene as well. This is great stuff and a must for any
Asianphile. (A)
KILL & KILL AGAIN/ SERIAL KILLERS - The first program
on this disc is a rare documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer and why
he ended up killing over and over. The other segments on here are
various serial killer profiles form the archives of Nick Bogous.
The quality is all over the place here due to the rarity of the
material. The first segment is probably a grade D quality, while
the rest is B or above
LA VEUVE PERVERSE - NO ENGLISH - Jose Benazeraff directs
this totally whacked out sex flick for the art crowd, When I went
to watch this I dozed off to sleep due to the hypnotic music and
lack of English. When I woke up the orgy I konked out on was still
going on!!! A total fever dream of a fuck film and quite unlike
anything else I have seen of this nature. (B)
LOVE + POP -Subtitled- Absorning and freaky shot on video
exploration of what it means to be a teenage whore in Japan. This
docudrama follows several teens girls in Japan that go with older
men in exchange for money or new stuff. Sometimes they have sex,
other times they are just companions to these lonely dudes. The
vacuousness of the girls is astounding and truly upsetting as is
the climax where they get more than they bargained for. Incredibly
directed, using the compact nature of the Mini DV format to get
the camera into places it normally wouldn't fit. A great wake up
call to Nippon Parents and a fascinating cultural item for us Yanks.
(A)
MANSON VS. TOM SNYDER - Yep Tom Snyder got on the Charles
Masnon interview bandwagon in the late 80's too, check it out as
he tries to look manly by threatening Manson even though there are
gaurds all around. You'll wander who the real madman is! (C)
MANSON ON THE BBC - Very in depth and almost unbiased (but
not quite) interview with Charles Manson form the BBC. This is one
huge chunk of information and runs over two discs! (B)
MY HUSTLER - Andy Warhol stood behind the camera and ate
a sandwhich while his actors improvised their way through this campy
tale of male hustlers and the kooks who love them. Its actually
pretty funny too, in a dry sort of way. (B)
*ONLY THE BEST OF BREASTS - XXX - I think this is pretty
clear what this is about! Check out the best boobies from a variety
of early 80's porn starlets including everyone's fave Desiree Cousteau!
Yes you gotta be 21 to order cause they do more than just show off
the boobs! (B)
*PLANET WARS AKA THE BRAZILIAN STAR WARS -NO ENGLISH- You
thought the TURKISH STAR WARS was off the boil? This thing is TOTALLY
NUTS!!! Featuring a not very funny (at least not intentionally)
duo of comedians from Brazialian TV as a surrogate Han Solo and
Luke Skywalker, loads of shitty muppets as monsters and a dude in
a Darth Vader helmet! No English but it still makes more sense than
ATTACK OF THE CLONES! (B-)
REDNECK - Telly Savalas is a badass thief in this Italian
polizia thriller. He kicks ass and takes names at every turn, just
like Telly always did. (B)
*RIOT ON 42ND ST. - Extremely poor quality copy of this
endearing thriller that was shot entirely on the Deuce in New York
city before the mouse fucked it all up. We're looking for a better
copy but until then this will have to do. (D)
*RODDY PIPER: FIGHTING FIT - What? No you haven't gone crazy,
not yet anyway. Roddy Piper and a whole crapload of rugrats made
this fitness video for kids that spends more time stroking old Roddy's
ego than working out. The first ten minutes are a mini bio on how
hard his life was!!! This thing is HILARIOUS!!! It's pretty short
so as a bonus is the very rarely aired 2004 AL-TV where Weird AL
takes on Eminem, Avril Lavine and other braindead stars. Good shit
all the way round! (B)
*SATANIC PANIC LIVES! - Three documentaries dealing with
the ever popular (at least in my house) topic of Satanic panic that
was the cause celeb throughout the 80's and 90's!! First off is
a half hour spot that is rather evenhanded and deals with the history
of various pagan religions and how the Christian church has demonized
them over the years. Watch out for a quick soundbyte from Disinformation's
head honcho Richard Metzger. Next is a British scare show called
Satanic Panic and Secret Societies that goes full throttle into
the kook bin trying desperately to prove that secret cabals of satan
worhsipers are combing the streets for your kids RIGHT NOW!!! And
finally the nugget of gold in this jackpot: A twelve minute short
film about Cathy O'Brien the poster girl for Satanic ritual abuse.
Here the 40 something babe explains how she was pimped out to various
high ranking official such as every president in the last forty
years and most horrifyingly members of the Country and Western music
scene! The piece then becomes a cock tease as she claims there is
a secret Satanic branding on her vagina thus proving everything
is true. The hoax pulled is a dozey and well worth checking out!
(A)
SEVENTH DAY IN WACO WITH BILL HICKS - Social satirist Bill
Hicks was never one to take a social injustice lying down. Here
he took his ass to the battlefiled known as Waco when it was under
seige from the BTF. Still think everything was on the up and up
when this place was being burnt to the ground? Well take the ride
with our host Hicks and see it from the front lines, how it really
was. Sobering to say the least. The quality on this rarity is pretty
rough since it was just Bill and a camera guy out there on their
own. So keep that in mind when ordering.
SEX WARS XXX- Hardcore cash in on Star Wars is hilariously
awful. You wont get aroused but you will laugh your nut sac off
at the ludicrous set designs, funky dime store costumes and nekked
people who probably should put there clothes back on! Yes you gott
abe 21 to order this! (C)
*SEYTAN - FINALLY WITH SUBTITLES!- Yep the Turkish Exorcist
is finally here in a good print and with Subtitles so you can wallow
in the crappy dialogue too! A gem! Really! (B)
*SWEET ALICE XXX- Early 80's porn with the delightfully
voluptuous Desiree Cousteau, whom we love around here! Who cares
what its about? Yep you gotta be 21 to order! (B-)
THAT TEEN SHOW - What if Dwayne from Whats Happening teamed
up with Herve Villescheze to do an after school special about that
laugh riot topic of Teenage Suicide? Well dream no more folks! It
happened! Filled with tacky late seventies fashions and a fairly
pissed off Herve this is a weirdo Time Capsule quite unlike any
other. Considering Herve went a head and killed himself only makes
this that much more odd. Never really funny in a campy way, but
never as effective as they would liek it to be either. A time bomb
for all you pop culture addicts out there. (B-)
NEW ARRIVALS 2/06/06
*THE ART OF ROZZ WILLIAMS - Home video camcorder footage
of a retrospective of former Christian Death front man Rozz William's
recorder shortly after his suicide. The tape also features footage
from his post funeral "party" in which fans, and loved
ones attend a transcendental performance art show in his honor.
Watch for Kenneth Anger hanging around and getting harassed. For
die hard fans only. (B)
*BILL & COO (1948) -That's right this is the Hollywood
morality tale that was enacted with ALL BIRDS as cast members. Pigeons,
parakeets etc. all dressed up in cute little outfits with miniature
props to go along with them, act out this tale of suburban life,
strife and revenge! While not vulgar enough for our normal clients,
it IS downright friggin weird and sure to please those out for something
different. How's about that we're selling a movie the whole family
can enjoy. Unless they're part of PETA…(B+)
*CLIMAX OF BLUE POWER -XXX- Sicko roughie porno smut with
a man who pretends to be a cop so he can pull over women and pressure
them into the hippity-dippity. Truly appalling and degrading and
for fans of this rough sex stuff only. Yep, gotta be 21 to order.
(B)
CONSPIRACY HERESY - THE GUNDERSON FILES - 2 DVD-Rs - Ted
Gunderson was a decorated former member of the FBI who has spent
the last fifteen years chasing all the incredible stories of Satanic
murder, government mind control sex slaves and FBI cover up. This
4 hour long lecture covers EVERYTHING and then some in the conspiracy
world. Basically his assumption is that the whole world is under
the control of the "illuminati" a one government world
wide Satanic conspiracy? Kidnapped kids? Check. Farming Fraud? Check.
Drug running? Check. Ritual Satanic multi generational abuse? Check?
Election fixing? Check. Well maybe that last one isn't so far fetched.
Totally fucking fascinating in its lunacy mixed with just enough
believability to be frightening. Price for 2 DVD-Rs. (B+)
CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE - Banned and supposedly destroyed documentary
on the trail of one Larry King (Not the talk show host!) a high
ranking Republican official who was sent to the pokey for a major
money laundering scam. But this doc focuses on the accusations of
sexual abuse and a pedophile ring that runs all the way up the government
scale. Its easy to see why this was pulled as it makes no attempt
to be objective, stating flatly that all involved are guilty even
though there is no court documentation to prove it. BUT the case
presented is a scary one, with enough twists and turns to fill weeks
of court TV. This is an ultra rare unfinished workprint, so some
shots and titles are missing. Fascinating. (B-)
*DAY OF THE BEAST (1997)- LTBX, SUBTITLED - Alex De Iglesia's
second film is one again only available mutilated in the states.
This is the import version that is beautiful to behold. A priest
discovers that the Anti-Christ is being born on Christmas day so
he sets about committing as many sins as possible to get close enough
to hell to find out when the event will happen. Disturbing, funny
and very scary. Highly recommended. (A)
DRACULA EXOCTICA -XXX- Totally out there retooling of the
Dracula myth with Jamie Gillis in the title role. He runs around
in his suit and bow tie biting necks, boobs, and crotches of the
ladies he desire, when he isn't going for some anal sex or ejaculating
on their faces that is! The odd thing is that this is really well
done with great sets, costumes and obviously a little more budget
than the usual fuck flick of that era. Recommended! Yes you gotta
be 21. (B+)
*GHOSTWATCH (UPGRADE) - This terrifying ghost story went into
legend when it aired on British TV during the 80's only to freak
out audiences who believed what they were seeing was a real broadcast.
Predating shit like THE BLAIR WITCH RIP OFF by fifteen years, this
is the real deal. Even if it is all just a very well done hoax it
is still scary as hell even today. Watch for a cameo by Vivian from
the much-loved THE YOUNG ONES which should have been a BIG clue
to the authenticity of the broadcast! (A)
*GIRLY (1972) - Freddie Francis directed this British thriller
from the seventies about a young lass with murderous tendencies.
(B)
*GODSTUFF - Joe Bob Briggs hosts this amazing compilation
of the best of the worst of Televangelists doing their thing. See
Benny Hinn knock people to the ground with the healing powers of
GOD! Watch as Puddintang the bear tries to save your soul! Hear
the screams of the millions of sinners IN HELL! watch funny Jewish
dancing with Tony Danza! Feel reverend Robert Tilton pray a car
into existence (A rental naturally) and milk millions of their hard
earned bucks! See Joe Bob Ridicule every last one, except good old
Dr. Gene Scott who is just too scary to make fun of! God COMMANDS
you to buy this one! (B-)
HOME SWEET HOME - You know you want to see Jake The Body
workout dude shooting heroin under his tongue and killing people!
You know you do! And this movie delivers the goods! In the opening
alone he shoots the H, kills a guy offering him a beer, runs down
an old lady crossing a street, and laughs manically! Add a group
of mentally challenged teens, including a KISS wannabe guitar player
and lots of blood letting and you get this masterwork of insanity.
AWESOME in its badness! (B+)
HUNGREY SNAKE WOMAN - LTBX - INSANE as hell Indonesian horror
about a schmuck who needs love, so he goes to the HUNGRY SNAKE GODDESS
to get his desires fixed. With incredible (I.E. Cheap) effects,
stiff dubbing and some of the most insensitive characters in history,
this one is a keeper from beginning to end! Three is a surprise
musical bonus on the tape too! (B-)
*HELLZAPOPPIN (1941) - Incredible musical, surrealistic
parable about selling your soul that has long been considered lost.
This is a surrealistic response to the then popular overblown 40's
style. A big influence on acts like OINGO BOINGO and Richard Elfman's
FORBIDDEN ZONE. A must see for fans of oddball cinema! (A)
*INSIDE ANNIE SPRINKLE - XXX- For a short time biopics of
smut stars were all the rage as they allowed for easy production.
Slap together the best clips, with some wrap around footage of the
stars explaining what they do and Viola! Instant movie that pleases
everybody. This is from the era before Annie became a "performance
artist" and was just a smut star! Yes you gotta be twenty one,
so stop asking!(B)
*INSIDE DESIREE COUSTEAU - XXX - Yes its one of those best
of compilations for god old PRETTY PEACHES herself. Does anyone
know whatever happened to her? Yes you gotta be 21 to order this.
(B)
*MONDO CANDIDO - Totally insane interpretation of the CANDIDE
mythos from the madmen who gave us MONDO CANE, and AFRICA ADDIO!
Overflowing with intense imagery and outlandish visuals that are
sure to please fans of the directors and surrealism in general.
(B+)
*OILY MANIAC - LTBX, SUBTITLED - Awesome Hong Kong horror
from the 70's about a killer/rapist who through that good old black
magic is raised from the dead as THE OILY MANIAC! (A)
*THE PEANUT BUTTER SOLUTION - Incredible, messed up fantasy
for kids about a spud who gets so frightened his hair falls out.
When he concocts a magic salve made of Peanut Butter to make his
hair grow he becomes the focus of a wizard who wants to make use
of the solution himself. Everyone remembers the scene of his best
buddy who smears the solution on his nads to give himself pubic
hair! This movie is INSANE!
PIRATE TV 2 HR Special event! - A special 2 hour extravaganza
of insanity coming your way baby! YEAH! See old commercials from
the 70's, The Pillsbury Doughboy takin a shit, Japanese Adult Diapers,
Merril Howard Kalin cooking, A Klansman on fire, Old Lady Carjacking
some thugs, a clip of YOR THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, Break dancing,
cartoons, really awful public Access music auditions, Old horror
trailers, foreign commercials, how to cook hamburgers rappin style,
Harvey Sid Fisher singing Virgo, The STAMP SHOW, LOVERBOY, ELECTRIC
SIX, TORI AMOS, MOBY and a whole shit load of other goodness! The
best show on TV or so I've been told! (B)
THE SILVER GLOBE (2 Disc set) -- Andrzej Zulawski directed
this EPIC Sci Fi extravaganza in 1979 but the results were too intellectual
and complex for the adventure-seeking morons of post STAR WARS.
So the backers of the film, which happened to be the Polish film
commission, took the film away from the director and shelved it,
and destroyed most of the footage. This is the closest to complete
the film probably can ever be and this is by no means a finished
cut. But it is a fascinating artifact to what this mad genius would
have done if been left alone to make the film. (B+)
STANLEY KUBRICK: THE INVISIBLE MAN - Awesome documentary
about the late, great filmmaker that gets under the skin of this
hard to understand genius. (B-)
STONE (1974) - Considered by many to be among the BEST biker
films of all time this Australian ass kicker leaves not road unexplored.
The filmmakers seem to be making an effort to show Biker life as
something venerable while still telling an exciting action packed
story. This was HUGE in its homeland, but was soon Banned in New
Zealand due to the belief it would incite violence amongst bike
enthusiasts! This includes the hour long behind the scenes documentary
too! (A)
SWEET ALICE -XXX- Desiree Cousteu stars in this fairly standard
70's smut flick. We love her round these parts so does anything
else really matter? I didn't think so…And yes you have to
be 21 to order this bad gal! (B)
TASTIEST FLESH - SUBTITLED - Incredible Japanese horror about
little nasty turd like monsters who burrow into your body and come
spitting out your throat when totally incubated! Full of slime,
vomit, blood and sicko monster barfing! You'll LOVE IT! (B)
*TATTOO -LTBX, SUBTITLED - Gruesome and effective chiller
in the SE7EN mold from Germany about a serial killer cutting off
and keeping people's tattoos! This could be a real horror to the
whole Hardcore/EMO crowd! With lots of creepy atmosphere and nasty
violence, this is a keeper. (A)
TRANSFORMATION AND GOVERNMENT MIND CONTROL - Did you know
the Government has secret sex slaves raised strictly for the pleasure
of those in power? This is the story of one such unfortunately (read:
nuts) lady, CATHY O'BRIEN. Her and government nutcase Ted Gunderson
lecture thoroughly about how she was used as a sexual plaything
by the famous such as Ronald Reagan, Bill AND Hilary Clinton and
most chilling, BOB HOPE! So next time you go to a USO function watch
your back!
*TRUE GORE -No English- Ultra sick collection of real life
gore clips collected and curated by Monte Cazzazza, industrial trickster
of the band FATRIX. Many people discovered this sicko piece of work
in the book KILLING FOR CULTURE or when it played a few underground
festivals. ULTRA Nasty and even if it lacks English narration, you
can easily understand what is going on. Unlike the follow up nothing
here is faked. Includes a section from the PSYCHIC TV FIRST TRANSMISSION.
(C+)
*VANESSA OBSESSION -XXX- Hilarious compilation of VANESSA
DEL RIO'S best sex scenes. The surrounding story is about a Hispanic
dude trying to cross the border but spends more time fantasizing
about his busty, bountiful Cuban mama, cut to her best fuck scenes.
There are a couple of other babes thrown in to break up the mix.
The dudes insane ramblings are all most as good as Vanessa's sex
acrobatics! Gotta be 21 pardner! (A-)
*XXX TRIPPING - British aired short show about the ways
of modern Magick and living. Three segments long with the first
on Modern Magick, the second on sex, and the third on death. With
interviews with Genesis P'Orridge, Alan Moore, Stewart Home, Jack
Sergeant, Tommy Turner, Nick Zedd, Casandra Stark and many, many
others. Each segment is only 12 minutes but are worth their weight
in gold. Also included is a 20 minute segment from British TV on
the life of Aliester Crowley. (A-)
NEW ARRIVALS 1/25/06
*DEATH LAYS AN EGG (197?) -LTBX - Incredible upgradeof this
intense and freaky Giallo about the murderous ongoings at a Chicken
Genetics lab(?!?!) Features brutal murders, over the top sexual
shinanigans. Beautifully letterbowed and remastered, this is a MUST
see for fans of the genre. From the director of the much adored
DJANGO KILL! (A+)
*INFERNO OF TORTURE (1969) - LTBX and SUBTITLED - Master
of Japanese sadistic cinema Teruo Ishii comes out swinging in this
sick historical sleazefest that is sure to make your stomach roll
with disgust. On one level a bizarre love story, but most will want
to see this for the outrageous and disgusting effects work including
people hacked in half, limbs torn off and many people cooked alive.
All based in absolute historical fact! (A)
*I STAND ALONE (1998) -LTBX, ENG SUBS - Gasper Noe's incredible
debut feature blows away most first films. A old man, simply known
as THE BUTCHER narrates this tale of madness, frustration and violence.
The Butcher went to prison for murdering a man he THOUGHT raped
his retarded daughter. When he gets out of the pen he hopoks up
wiht a controlling, disgusting obese woman who promises him the
world but manipulates him at every turn. Eventually his frustration
leads to more and more mounting madness as his begins to believe
he has fallen in love with his handicapped daughter. Naturally this
all does not end well at all. One of the most brutal and sadistic
movies about isolation and madness ever produced. For those who
have seen Noe's more accessible IRREVERSIBLE This is a must see!
(A+)
*KID IMPOSSIBLE (1983) - AKA NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE - You
asked for it! Now you are gonna get it! IN FIRGGIN ENGLISH PEOPLE!!!!The
SEQUEL to the immortal FOR Y'UR HEIGH ONLY featureing the world's
greatest Midget super Private eye. With the Bond series seriously
lackign these days thank God Weng Weng was around to take up the
slack. Is there a plot? Not really, just our pint sized hero protecting
babes, and whooping ass. The scene where he takes on an entire dojo
full of evil bad guys, including a lady assassin, is pure 42nd st.
mojo at its finest. Not as bizarrely dubbed as FOR Y'UR HEIGHT ONLY
but still as entertaining, this is a must own piece of weird film
pie. (A)
*SEPPUKU: Vol: #1 (1996) (No Enlgish, but there is no Dialogue)
Two more Episodes of this long running (20 episodes and counting,
Jesus!!!!) faux snuff series! It is more of the same with each hour
long episode featuring a lovely young woman ritualistically disembowleing
herself. Slow, cruel, and totally fucked up. Once again NO DIALOGUE
and with noise music by Merzbow (who also directed as well).All
three volumes are directly from Japanese masters so the quality
is as good as it will EVER be. INcludes trailers for others int
he series (yes we are looking, we are looking...)(A)
*SEPPUKU:VOL #2-AKA LOST PARADISE BY MERZBOW (1997)-NO ENGLISH
(HELL, THERE'S NO DIALOGUE!)(UPGRADE)- - Long sought after fetish/underground
video by noise artist Masimi Akita (AKA MERZBOW). This is two hour
long movies that are simply beautiful women in classic Japanese
uniform committing ritual suicide to a grinding, disturbing noisecore
soundtrack. The action is lingered on for the entirety of each running
time turning it from over the top blood and gore to ritualized sexuality.
Very disturbing and frank. For only those who can take it. And yes
it is supposed to sound that, there is nothing wrong with your playback
system...Look for four meor eentries in this insane faux snuff series
inthe new arrivals section!.(A+)
*SEPPUKU: Vol #3 - See above entries for descriptions. These
are all pretty much the same set up and action, but different performers
and locations. Very much a work of fdeath fetishism. Two more hour
long Volumes on this dvd as well..(A+)
We got LOTS more coming, but I gotta get off my ass and catalogue
it!!!!! So keep checking in for details!
NEW ARRIVALS 8/22/05
BEST OF WALLY GEORGE 10th & 11th ANNIVERSARY SPECIALS
- Anyone who lived on the west coast in the late eighties should
remember this loud mouthed right wing dick head talk show host.
He was the jackass who would have people on his shows that he heatedly
disagreed with just so he could verbally attack them. Most people
remember his episode with RADIO WEREWOLF (See our WEREWOLF compilation
for that footage) but here he trots out the strippers, freaks and
social outcasts to berate, but all the while exploit. A bigger asshole
you'd be hard pressed to find and therefore TOTALLY HILARIOUS! Most
of his guests are WAY smarter than him and his redneck audience
combined, so the joke is mostly on Wally. (B-)
*BRUCE CONNER 14 FILMS - One of the great masters of the
experimental film, BRUCE CONNER was among the fist to pioneer the
use of found footage to a greater degree. His films manipulate found
footage, news footage, pop music and sometimes hand drawn onto the
film animation to create something quite unlike anything you've
ever seen. So many filmmakers owe a debt to this master. This collection
includes 14 shorts including his well-respected "A MOVIE"
to his exploration fo the Kennedy assassination. A must for experimental
film fans. (B)
*CHRIS BURDEN COLLECTION - Yet another well known experimental
filmmaker/artist, Chris Burden is most remembered for being the
dude who had himself shot in the arm in the name of performance
art (yes you see it here!). This collection includes his mystifying
short film BIG WRENCH about a semi truck and the problems with it,
and a long documentary about his various artistic actions which
includes super 8 footage of most of these including the shooting
incident and many others. He introduces each piece with a tight
close up that illuminates his coked out eyes! Awesome! (B)
CRAPTASTIC RAP CLAPTRAP VOL #1 - Holy Shit!!!!! You need
this, people, you really, really do! See the WORST attempts at local
hip hop stars trying to hit it big with their public Access appearances.
Words cannot do justice to the mind numbing insanity on display
here as every cliche of the game is trotted out and plopped into
a monotone pap right in yo face! "You got the Flava? I got
the Flava! You got the Flava? I Got the Flava! Who got the Flava?
You got the Flava? I GOT THE FLAVA!!!!!!" For fans of STAIRWAY
TO STARDOM and its ilk. OVER 2 hours! Also included some crazy elderly
black man teaching us all how to line dance! Get this from us before
everyone else grabs it and it becomes a much copied classick! (B+)
*CUTIE HONEY - LTBX, SUBTITLED - Simply jaw dropping and
amazing full action adaptation of the sexy Anime hit. This film
is an eye popping, brain bursting pop art experience, exploding
with action, incredible production design, stunning women and cool
as all get out monsters. Big Money was spent making this flick and
it shows in every single frame. A must see film. This edition is
a two disc set too! The second disc includes all kinds of wacky
extras from the making of (no English) to music videos, trailers,
production designs and the like. And this is at NO EXTRA CHARGE!
Dig it! (A)
*FIVE MINUTES TO LIVE AKA DOOR TO DOOR MANIAC - That's right!
The movie where the original Man In Black, Johnny Cash, plays a
serial killer! One of those "lost" movies no one ever
thought would be resurrected, but here it is! (A-)
HOSPITAL BRUT - (No English) Incredible animated surrealistic
masterwork about…well I ain't fuckin sure! But the mix of
stop motion, cut outs, and every other type of animation will blow
you mind. But this ain't for kiddies as the imagery is as strong
as this can get and will certainly burn into your memory banks.
HIT MAN - Incredible underrated blaxsploitation/thriller featuring
Berney Casey in the title role along side Pam Grier. If you love
this genre (and how can you not?) this is one of the most unsung
classics. Full of funky clothes, choice dialogue and violent action,
this hits the spot in a big way. (A-)
KIDDIE'S BETTER WATCHOUT! VOL #1 - Totally Incredible, sick
and twisted collection of education film rarities that YOU may have
seen in the classroom as a kid. And if you did, is it any wonder
kids started shooting up the joint? The piece-de-resistance here
is the almost never seen 1964 classick THE CHILD MOLESTOR which
is the LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT of education films. If you've seen
the amazing Documentary HELL'S HIGHWAY then you've heard of this
lost film. Watch as various scumdogs lure little girls into their
cars with candy and puppy's only to take them in the woods and hunt
them like wild game, complete with lusting point of view shots!
But worst of all is the final sting in the tail when the movie dissolves
to actual crime scene footage of a couple of dismembered dead kids
like the ones we have just watched being tormented. AND THEY SHOWED
THIS TO KIDS! Also on this compilation is BOYS BEWARE, which shows
how a pedophile will win the confidence of a young boy only to make
a deal with him for sex. And when the dude gets caught the boy gets
probation too! Fuckin-A! GIRLS BEWARE, which is essentially the
same movie but from the girls point of view (the dimwit girl in
this one is a hoot) and a couple of other SYD DAVIS productions
on Stranger Danger. SYD was the Orson Well's of Classroom scare
films and apparently was terrified of gay people, or at least seems
to be if these movies are anything to go by! (Quality varies, but
over all are remarkably good!)
PENN & TELLER GET KILLED - This is a lost Holy Grail
for fans of the purposefully obnoxious magician/comedians. See 'em
here in their 80's prime in one of the most grating and annoying
films ever made. Granted that was their point. Actually it's pretty
funny. (A-)
*ZEBRA KILLER - Nasty edged and intense blaxsploitation
classic from Greydan Clark about a Black cop tracking a white power
Nazi serial killer who is killing blacks who "dare to cross
the color line" into interracial relationships. It don't take
a genius to get who the cracker is doing it either! Filled with
the 70's nostalgia and surprisingly gritty at times. Also as a bonus
on this disc is an excellent made for cable special about the 70's
rise and fall of Blaxsploitation cinema. (B)
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