Cult
100 YEARS OF ADOLPH HITLER (1989) -NO ENGLISH, B/W - Christophe Schlorndorf's insane third entry in his German gore trilogy finds Udo kier playing the biggest bastard of them all. Chocked full of gore, nudity and COMEDY! (B+)
*THE AMAZING MR. BICKFORD – Do you remember the animation from Zappa’s BABY SNAKES, OR UNCLE MEAT? Well, this is the dude responsible. Here he gets to go full out for an hour of grotesque Claymation images. This is as depressing and freaked out as you can get. Do not watch while tripping! (A)
*ANDY WARHOL’S BAD – Totally outrageous domestic satire in the John Water’s vein. The highlight is when a pissed off Mom throws her infant out of a sky scraper window, splattering the pedestrians below. A sick, twisted gem! (A)
THE BEST OF SEX & VIOLENCE – Long unavailable trailer compilation that will make you misty eyed for the exploitation days of old. Though the comments between trailers by the arthritic John Carradine are lame, and you feel bad for his frail form, the trailers kick ass in every dept. Every exploitation junkie NEEDS this tape! (B)
*CAT MURKIL AND THE SILKS (1976)- Very hard to find, totally obscure, street level gang movie about a kid who gets into trouble. Due to being a drive in favorite this has become a cult classic over the years. (B)
*DARKTOWN STRUTTERS – The ULTIMATE blaxsploitation movie! A Colonel Sanders look a like is making clones of prominent black folks so they can replace the trouble makers and do his political bidding! The clan has rode into town on Christian motorbikes with multicolored frocks! This thing is nuts! By the genius who gave us MIAMI BLUES almost fifteen years later! A MUST SEE! (A)
DEAD BOYZ CAN’T FLY – New York lensed street level madness about a youth gang (lead by a transvestite) holding a high rise hostage, and torturing the rich inhabitants. Great idea, but generally it isn’t as good as it sounds. (A)
DEATH POWDER – SUBTITLED, JAPAN – Dense, confusion cyber thriller takes no pains to make the audience understand. Instead it forges ahead with its own logic and imagery and lets you pick up as you go along. At times fascinating and oblique this short (just over an hour) entry is worth a look for fans of the surreal. (B)
THE DIVINE ENFORCER - Oh YEAH! Now this is great trash baby! Get ready for this bad acting banquet of cult stars and forgotten TV has-beens in the most outrageous storyline in years! This is about a renegade Priest who is killing the bad people he hears about in confession! He kills them with Kung Fu and crucifix throwing knives! Some forgettable Kung Fu guy plays the lead character, but it is the supporting cast that will knock your socks off! Eric Estrada and Jan Michael Vincent are the assistant priests! Judy Landers is their sexy housekeeper in a tight Skirt! Robert Z'Dar and Jim Brown are local drug dealers/gangsters that must be stopped! And best of all DON STROUD is the main bad guy, a serial killer based on Richard Chase, that is draining the blood from topless babes and boiling their skulls for his collection! the only element missing is Tony Danza in a monkey suit! You cannot live without this ultra bad movie! It will complete your movie collection the way a good woman completes your life! (A-)
*DOBERMANN – LTBX, SUBTITLED, FRANCE – Hyper violent action film that was a huge scandal in France for its violent imagery and immoral tone. Imagine an outrageous Hong Kong action film directed with the frenzy of a speed freak and you get the idea. (B-)
*DR. CALIGARY- Uncut, hilarious, spoof of mad scientist movies. This is saturated in neon colors and hard shadows with brilliant set design. From the director of CAFÉ FLESH. This is really hard to come by these days, so get it now! (A-)
*DR. JECKYL & HIS WOMEN – AKA BLOODLUST AKA DR. JECKLE AND MS. OSBORNE – LTBX, SUBTITLED, UNCUT, FOGGED, FRANCE – Walarian Borozyk’s amazing film breaks all the rules and redefines this classic tale. Hyde is a superhuman with a foot long pointed phallus and willing to put it to work on either sex. With Udo Kier as Jeckyl (but not Hyde.) A masterpiece. You have to be 21 to order! (B)
*Du-BeatE-O – Really ragged punk film in which a filmmaker in hock to gangsters, forces people at gunpoint to finish his film. Full of the scenesters from the late seventies, including a performance from Joan Jett. Incoherent and pretty hard to watch if you ask me, but punk fans need this movie! (A-)
DYNAMEN – DUBBED – Ultra silly redubbing of a Japanese monster/superhero show. Ran on Night Flight during the eighties then showed up on syndicated TV for a while. (B)
*ENDURANCE – Really wacky and violent Japanese game show where the contestants see who can endure the most heinous tortures for the whopping grand prize of…a trip to California! See dudes get bowling balls rammed up the ass, Raw brain eating, lots of nut cracking, nipple scorching and Tabasco sauce eating. How stupid can people be? Buy Endurance and find out! (B+)
FEMALE NINJA MAGIC CHRONICLES 3 - SUBTITLED - Yes this is the one where the ninja babe squirts acid milk from her boobs and melts the enemy! See these ninja gals blow bubbles form their vaginas to capture evil Ninja dudes! Fucking insane! (B)
GORGON VIDEO # 1 - Really hard to find video magazine highlighting the late 80’s horror scene. See unedited clips from Troma movies, see Rick Sullivan review gore flicks, see GWAR! Etc. (A-)
THE GREAT HOLLYWOOD RAPE-SLAUGHTER - Ultra sleaze about a director going nuts while working in the Porno biz. Click HERE to read a review for this movie. (C-)
*GRIM REAPER/ 39 STRIPES – Oh boy, this is it! The second set of ORMOND Christsploitation flicks made with Rip off Artist/preacher Estus W. Perkle! In the fist of these must have short flicks a race car driving kid, who refuses to go to church ends up chewed up on the track. The rest of the movie is the torment of him in hell and his family having to listen to Estus talk endlessly about it! 39 Stripes is essentially the same flick but with bikers! Loads of cheap gore, tawdry monsters and Christian propaganda that will make your jaw drop! Religion doesn’t get any funnier than this blood drenched series. Both on one tape too! Makes sure to get IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU WHAT WILL HORSES DO/ THE BURNING HELL to complete to collection. Remember, Jesus loves you. Unless Estus W. Perkle says he don’t! (B-)
HELLHOLE - Really sleazy little WIP movie with Judy Landers (Who never gets naked! What is wrong with her?!) and Mary Woronov (who also never gets naked, but does try to have sex with a corpse!). Seems Judy has Amnesia (Not the Radiohead album but the mental condition) and ends up in this over-sexed loony bin in which the girls are being used as human guinea pigs for various "experiments". Even though the two leads don't get naked, every single other chick in the movie does, a lot. Plus there is Robert Z'Dar (in one of his earliest roles, his face is normal looking!) and Eddy Williams! Loads of sleazy, nasty fun for the drive in completist. (B+))
HOME MOVIES - Brian DePalma early underground comedy. (B+)
IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU WHAT WILL HORSES DO/ THE BURNING HELL - More Ron Ormond directed Jesusploitation that is the most outrageous, out of control, knee slapping, God fearing splatterfest to ever grace the Sunday school screens! You MUST own these movies or your soul will forever be damned! (B)
*ILSA: TIGRESS OF SIBERIA – UNCUT, LTBX– Last Entry in the ISLA series and the only one not available domestically. This is the complete unfogged US print that has all the chainsaw arm removal, head squashings and lusty Siberian bush intact! Ilsa commands you to ORDER NOW! (A)
ILSA: QUEEN OF THE NAZI LOVE CAMP - Totally bizarre stage adaptation of the Ilsa films that ran way, WAY off broadway! Unfortunately without Dyanne Thorne but they did get a babe with some lovely gals for the lead! A must for the Ilsa completist! (B)
INVASION OF THE GIRL SNATCHERS - (UPGRADE!) Yet another weirdo 70's trashola great (B)
*JAPANESE SPIDERMAN – NO ENGLISH, - In Japan there was a TV series of Spiderman as well, unlike the American version, it didn’t suck. Even though there is no English Spidey fighting big ass monsters is a hoot in any Language. Really great superhero stuff that will bring out the kid in you. FOUR DISCS for $35.00!!! (No other sales apply!)(B-)
LEGEND OF THE SUPERHEROES – Really embarrassing late seventies TV specials that have all the DC comics heroes together for a celebrity roast hosted by ED MCMAHON! The second special is a pilot for a proposed series that thankfully never happened. With Burt ward and Adam West as well as a host of really hard up actors collecting paychecks. A real treat of bad TV! (C+)
MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH – Mid-seventies teen angst that definitely influenced the creators of HEATHERS. A kid is crippled in a prank gone wrong and takes to setting the score right by offing the jock scum-fucks responsible. Once the power elite of the school is gone a new anarchy begins to reign leading to more violence and bloodshed. This movie would NEVER be made in today’s environment of school safety and crying parents. In fact you’d be damn lucky to find this at all anymore! (B+)
MEYA DEREN SHORT EXPERIMENTAL FILM PACKAGE – SUBTITLED, B/W – I’m an experimental film fan big time, and these are some of the best. Deren has influenced everything from rock music (GODFLESH uses her art on their albums from time to time), rock videos (Actress/Singer Mila Jovovich’s debut song is practically a remake of MESHES OF THE AFTERNOON) and many, many horror films. Moody, though provoking and incredible. (A+)
MISTER FREEDOM – (UPGRADE!!!!!!LTBX ) One of the weirdest fucking comedies I’ve yet to witness! Pop art influenced super hero comedy about MISTER FREEDOM America’s number one crime fighter who really is a tool for a secret government agency. He goes around fighting communism and taking pay offs, busting the windows of black families and mowing them down. Totally sick and deranged and that is why it is so hilarious! With Donald Pleasance as the French hating leader of THE AGENCY "Sniveling cry babies who haven’t stood on their own two feet since Napoleon!" (B+)
MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND SQUASHED BRAIN – SUBTITLED, ITALY – Okay this movie sucks, and the producer even comes on screen and says so. Why this has remained a cult item in the underground is beyond me. But it’s here for all you masochists out there. (D)
PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME! (1959) - Well before Ron Ormond and his family decided to save the world through Christ, they made ultra sleazy drive in flicks. This is one of the best. A young lady is almost raped in a field. When she eventually gets married she can't allow herself to give it up for her man. So we get a ton of historical and medical crap about sexual frustration and hypnotherapy. What it really shows is chesty babes wandering around ready to bust out of their clothes at any moment. Lurid, colorful and with some of the most amazing ladies this side of a Russ Meyer film. See it! (C+)
*POOR WHITE TRASH – Super popular sixties drive in cult sensation about battling bayou hillbillies lead by the esteemed Timothy Carrey! A true and cult classic! (A)
PRAY FOR THE WILDCATS – Anyone who grew up watching seventies sitcoms, will have their heads warped by this outrageous TV movie. William Shatner, Robert Reed (yes the Dad from The Brady Bunch) and, wait for it, Andy Griffith go on a backwoods America vacation only to discover that Andy is a hippie molesting Psychopath! Seeing the sheriff of Mayberry trying to get busy with an unwilling little hippie honey will fuck you up for life! SCARY! (A)
THE PSYCHIC – H.G. Lewis directs this tale of a guy who gets all the babes with his Psychic powers. Not scary or gory, but fun as a nudie cutie! (B)
*PSYCHO FROM TEXAS - Aren't most of 'em! Very gritty seventies drive in psychodrama about a hitman sent to Texas to whip out a nice guy rich dude whose daughter is about to get married. Soon much rape, violence and backstabbing ensue. Pretty dirty and grimy and well worth your time. (B)
*PSYCHOTIC FEED VOL. #1 – Handcrafted public access show that collects the weirdest footage form around the world and cuts it up into an experimental mélange of sites, sounds and textures. Also included oddball rock videos and musical collages. Four Episodes including the banned Question of Faith episode and the controversial Columbine episode! Highly recommended! (Quality Various)
*PSYCHOTIC FEED VOL # 2 – Four more episodes of the mysterious public access show that was ripped form the airwaves! Four more Episodes of industrial strength weirdness! (quality Various)
PSYCHOTIC FEED VOLUME #3 - More of the insane cut up compilation madness from public Access TV. Over 2 hours of great clips and music! Put this in and let your mind expand! (B+)
PSYCHOTIC FEED #4 - (XXX) - Oh Boy!!!!!!!!!! Four more episodes of the now legendary Public Access show, but this volume is TOO HOT FOR TV as they say! Lots of good shit on here including an excellent tribute to breasts, Dave "The Rock" Nelson making cyber sex calls, VD commercials, The Kids of Widney High, Japanese babes doing push ups, Gary Coleman, Crocodiles, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim on Cocaine, barfing kids, Garrison Kane explains bukkake, Mooning, A tribute to internet sex goddess Wifey, Fred Durst being a dick as usual, and more, more more! So much more that your brain will melt. gotta be 21 to order cause they went off the hook on these episodes! CLICK HERE FOR A PREVIEW CLIP
*SALO: 120 DAYS OF SODOM – SUBTITLED, LTBX & UNCUT – Pier Paolo Pasolini’s blood and semen caked reworking of the tales of DeSade to fit Fascist Italy. Easily the most offensive movie ever made, and then some. But make no mistake; this is a fantastic film. You gotta be 21 to order! (A+)
SEX & ZEN – LTBX, SUBTITLED, HONG KONG – Its boner time! Very sexy comedy from Hong Kong about a self styled stud who gets a transplanted horsed dick then leaves his gorgeous wife behind to go on a cross country fuck-a-thon. The flute scene alone is worth the price; with the busty beauty Amy Yip. You gotta be 21 to order! (A+)
THUMB TRIPPING - Bruce Dern stars in this counter culture road movie about hitchhiking from the early seventies. (B)
*TROUBLE EVERY DAY (2002) - LTBX - Really oddball drama about cannibalism as a metaphor for sexual lust. With some really disturbing scenes of a man being eaten alive during sex and a woman having her vagina chewed out. Stars Vincent Gallo and Beatrice Dalle. An arty, depression piece, not unlike Cronenberg's CRASH. (A-)
THE TRAVELING EXECUTIONER - Stacey Keach is a dude with an electric chair who travels around offering cut rate executions during the old west. One of the better movies of the 70's, too bad our print of this sucks ass(D)
*TURKISH STAR WARS – NOW WITH ENLGISH SUBS– George Lucas ripped it off from LORD OF THE RINGS! But you’ve never seen it like this! With kung fu fights, big furry monsters that look like Sesame Street refugees, zero budget and actual clips stolen from the original film! This is the ultimate party movie! (B)
TV SPHINCTER – Video collage of various media footage, such as a pelvic exams, how to video, diversity training videos, death footage, old toy commercials etc. Watch out for Bud Dwyer and his suicide show, it’s replayed here several times in a row. You gotta be 21 to order! (C+ to D+)
VIDEOSCRAMBLE #1 (1990?) - Home made mondo clip collection from Baltimore. See the classic appearance of Crispen Glover on David Letterman, The scary dominatirix blowing darts into a submissive's ass, and the nastiest poo scene ever! Long Dong Silver makes an appearance too, spanking chicks with his huge, limp and useless log. Most of the clips are really twisted news clips or talk shows exploiting the misfortunate, deformed or violently killed, meaning this is sick, twisted and great! You better believe you gotta be 21 bucko! (C) CLICK HERE FOR A PREVIEW CLIP
VIDEO SCREAMS – This is a compilation tape of scenes from movies, short films (Including the super 8 demo for Street Trash and Curuncula by Mario Buaino) gory previews, bondage footage and some of the sickest atrocity and death footage ever. Watch out for the Bud Dwyer footage, it’s here uncut. You better be 21 to order! (Varies from short to short B to C-) CLICK HERE FOR A PREVIEW CLIP
THE WORLD’S MOST DISGUSTING SHORT FILMS – 110 minutes of sick weirdness including the now infamous BOX BALLS (a dudes nut sack is twisted and used as a dildo!), and NIGHTMARE CAFÉ (A go go dancer continues stripping until she pulls out her guts). Some of these are great fun, some suck ass in a big way; a mixed bag. Due to BOX BALLS you must be 21 to order! (B to C-)