Comedy

*ANDY WARHOL’S BAD – Totally outrageous domestic satire in the John Water’s vein. The highlight is when a pissed off Mom throws her infant out of a sky scraper window, splattering the pedestrians below. A sick, twisted gem! (A)

*BADI: THE TURKISH E.T. (198?)- No English - Okay, E.T. sucks, but they get it right this time by making the little fucker an even more cheapjack creation. And why is the Dad running around chasing kids with coal tongs in this soon to be classic? Buy it and find out! Freakin hilarious! (B+)

*THE BITCH – Joan Collins made some bonerizing soft smut in the seventies (before she became a household name) that is still sleazy and fun today. Here she is, you guessed it, a Rich Bitch fucking her way through the countryside! I have fond memories of this one from Skinemax when I was but a wee lad. (A)

*DYNAMEN – DUBBED – Ultra silly redubbing of a Japanese monster/superhero show. Ran on night flight during the eighties then showed up on syndicated TV for a while. (B)

*ENDURANCE – Really wacky and violent Japanese game show where the contestants see who can endure the most heinous tortures for the whopping grand prize of…a trip to California! See dudes get bowling balls rammed up the ass, Raw brain eating, lots of nut cracking, nipple scorching and Tabasco sauce eating. How stupid can people be? Buy Endurance and find out! (B+)

*THE FAT SPY (1965) - Nearly Lost Jane Mansfield madcap spy caper. No she is not the title character but the typical femme fatale blonde bombshell. (B)

*FUNHOUSE FEVER – Another trailer/clip collection with trash and sleaze from everywhere. Has clips from several of Sam "EVIL DEAD" Raimi’s super 8 shorts. Hosted by a barely legal STEVE BUSCEMI! With Bonus Feature Your Alcohol I.Q.!(B+)

GOOD-BYE CRUEL WORLD (1981) - Edgy sketch comedy is woven into one very UN-PC storyline about death and suicide. The nasty edge to the proceedings will appeal to fans of the dark side especially well. The movie attempts a bit of William Castle type nostalgia with "Audience Tests" for certain scenes. How much you wanna bet that the only outcome was the ones we see? (A-)

*LEGEND OF THE SUPERHEROES – Really embarrassing late seventies TV specials that have all the DC comics heroes together for a celebrity roast hosted by ED MCMAHON! The second special is a pilot for a proposed series that thankfully never happened. With Burt ward and Adam West as well as a host of really hard up actors collecting paychecks. A real treat of bad TV! (C+)

*MONDO ELVIS – 30 minute short documentary about lunatic Elvis worshipers. This is one of the movies that shows you that real life is way weirder than the movies. $10.00 for this short on its own. (A-

*NIGHT OF THE DAWN OF THE DAY OF THE RETURN OF THE FLESHEATING SUBHUMANOID, HELLBOUND LIVING DEAD, PART 2 – Some bozo took NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and redubbed it with semi inspired comedy. It actually works way better than it has any right too. In fact it is damned funny. Watch for JJ North dancing in one of the breaks. (A-)

*THE NIGHT THEY ROBBED BIG BERTHA’S - Insane hicksploitation from the deep, deep south that spun many a white boy into a masturbatory frenzy in the 70’s. Bertha’s is the biggest brothel in town until a group of hot rodding wacko’s decide to rob her and then lots of crazy chases and crashes ensue that cause women to drop their clothes a lot. This was a big time double bill with SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT all through the drive in era. (B+)

*NOSTRIL PICKER – British bad taste gore movie about a booger picken spaz who finds a way to turn into a girl at will. So he enrolls in high school to ogle the nubile flesh. But the spell starts driving him batty causing him to kill, kill, kill! (B)

*RAPEMAN – SUBTITLED, LTBX, JAPAN – Sick superhero comedy about a masked avenger who rapes bad women for their crimes. Hey I don’t make this shit I just sell it! Though the idea is repellent, the flick is so well made that it is hard to take seriously. Its more like a ribald episode of Benny Hill (though far dirtier) than the freaky flick it sounds like. Still, you have to be 21 to order! (B)

RESURRECTION OF MICHAEL MYERS – NO ENGLISH – Outstanding fan produced, Dutch splatterfest that has all the popular killers trying to off one another! In many ways far better than any of the official sequels to these flicks! Only Forty Five minutes long so some extras stuff is on the end of the tape to fill it out. (B)

*ROCKULA – Late eighties comedy musical about a teenage vampire who only wants to save the reincarnation of the woman he loves. With Bo Diddley, Thomas Dolby, Toni Basil and Dean Cameron (Chainsaw in SUMMER SCHOOL) as the hapless vampire. Very sweet and a whole lot of fun, with spectacularly cheesy eighties songs. (A)

*SEX & ZEN – LTBX, SUBTITLED, HONG KONG – UPGRADE- Its boner time! Very sexy comedy from Hong Kong about a self styled stud who gets a transplanted horsed dick then leaves his gorgeous wife behind to go on a cross country fuck-a-thon. The flute scene alone is worth the price; with the busty beauty Amy Yip. You gotta be 21 to order! (A+)

SHE’S BACK – Horrendous and unfunny comedy starring Carrie Fisher. Why should you care? Because it was written by Buddy "Combat Shock" Giovanazzo, though the film was taken away from him and butchered. (A)

*STATIC (1985) - Rock Video maestro Mark Romanek directed this counter culture comedy, dealing with TV addiction. Very surreal and visual this was a definite signpost of his work to come (such as the video for CLOSER from NIN). (B+)

*TURKISH STAR WARS – ENGLISH SUBS– But you wont need it, you know the story, George Lucas ripped it off from LORD OF THE RINGS! But you’ve never seen it like this! With kung fu fights, big furry monsters that look like Sesame Street refugees, zero budget and actual clips stolen from the original film! This is the ultimate party movie! (B)