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*ACCIONE MUTANTE – SUBTITLED,
Letterboxed – Really crappy dub of this outrageous
sci-fi gore comedy. A group of cripples and misfits are causing
terrorist acts in the name of the handicapped. They take a
young rich girl hostage and all hell breaks loose from there.
Recently upgraded!. (B+)
*ACT OF VENGEANCE – AKA RAPE SQUAD
– Very violent and ugly rape revenge drama from the
early seventies has the victims of a serial rapist (who forces
his victims to sing Jingle Bells whilst he rapes them) gathering
together to form a support group to hunt the scum (and those
like him) down! (A-)
ANOTHER SON OF SAM (1978) - While the case
was barely cold this ultra cheap production rolled, without
the case being solved yet. The odd thing is that this movie
wavers from wild over the top sensationalism to dry as burnt
toast artistic pretensions, sometimes within the same scenes.
Some call it an unwatchable mess, I call it fascinating and
sick! (D-)
*BAMBOO HOUSE OF DOLLS (UPGRADE, LTBX and SUBTITLED)
- This incredible Shaw Brothers NASTY Women in Prison flick
can now be yours in the perfect condition you always wanted
to see it in! (A+)
*BATTLE ROYALE 2: REQUIEM - LTBX, SUBTITLED
- Incredible sequel has been much maligned in the American
fan press for its rather bleak view of foreign relations (the
movie opens with a rather sobering image of twin skyscrapers
being bombed to the ground by a terrorist group, who happen
to be the HEROES of the film!). But the critics are missing
the intrinsic value of the social commentary here, as well
as the fact this is almost NON STOP ACTION. Much bloodier
than the first film, though maybe not as good, this is still
great cinema. You’d be foolish to pass this up. (A)
*BATTLETRUCK - NEW ZEALAND – Japanese
print of the Aussie movie known as WARRIORS OF THE 21st CENTURY.
I’m a sucker for these Mad Max knock offs and this is
one of the best. No extra footage, but is noticeably clearer.
(A)
BLOOD FIGHT - Ultra Cheesy Martial arts
flick starring Simon Yam who attempts to act in English in
this silly English language production. Bolo Yeung kicks everybody's
ass without mercy, naturally killing a friend of Yam's. Its
time for him to stop studying English and start studying his
crouching tiger! (B)
*BROTHER - LTBX, UNCUT, SUBTITLED (mostly in English
spoken though) - Beat Takishi's first English Language
film was censored heavily upon release in the USA. It was
even censored digitally, to remove splashing blood during
the gunfight scenes! This is the uncut version with all the
gory mob rub-outs and seppuku that was missing before! And
in great friggin quality to boot! (A+)
*BURY ME AN ANGEL - Biker Revenge Trash!
You've seen the awesome trailer on the BEST OF SEX AND VIOLENCE
tape. Great stuff! With Trailer! (B+)
*CRYING FREEMAN (THE MOVIE) – LTBX-UPGRADE!!!!!!!!
Incredible movie. The plot is very faithful to the Animated
series about an assassin who sheds tears every time he kills,
and the suicidal woman he falls for. This excessively violent
film would throw Mark Dacascos over the top as an action star
if it ever got released in America. (A+)
*CUT-THROATS 9 – SUBTITLED, LTBX, UNCUT
– Extremely brutal Euro action about an obsessed prison
guard transporting 9 of the most rotten criminals across a
snow-blasted wasteland. Naturally they are held up and he
has to make the trek with them on foot. This is one of the
most vile, violent action films ever made, with gutting, impaling,
throat slicing, rape and all other manner of horrors. (A-)
*DAY WITHOUT POLICEMEN – SUBTITLED & LTBX
CHINA – Boy this is one sick fucking movie!
Simon Yam stars as a cop with a crisis. How pukes his guts
out whenever he sees a machine gun. There is also a paramilitary
unit sweeping through his village and a rape and murder spree.
Not a horror movie by design, but definitely one in execution
as every violent scene goes so far over the line that you
won’t believe it. Mastered directly from laser disc.
Don’t say you weren’t warned. You better believe
you gotta be 21 to order! (A-)
THE DIVINE ENFORCER - Oh YEAH! Now this
is great trash baby! Get ready for this bad acting banquet
of cult stars and forgotten TV has-beens in the most outrageous
storyline in years! This is about a renegade Priest who is
killing the bad people he hears about in confession! He kills
them with Kung Fu and crucifix throwing knives! Some forgettable
Kung Fu guy plays the lead character, but it is the supporting
cast that will knock your socks off! Eric Estrada and Jan
Michael Vincent are the assistant priests! Judy Landers is
their sexy housekeeper in a tight Skirt! Robert Z'Dar and
Jim Brown are local drug dealers/gangsters that must be stopped!
And best of all DON STROUD is the main bad guy, a serial killer
based on Richard Chase, that is draining the blood from topless
babes and boiling their skulls for his collection! the only
element missing is Tony Danza in a monkey suit! You cannot
live without this ultra bad movie! It will complete your movie
collection the way a good woman completes your life! (A-)
*DOBERMANN- LTBX, SUBTITLED, FRANCE –
Hyper violent action film that was a huge scandal in France
for its violent imagery and immoral tone. Imagine an outrageous
Hong Kong action film directed with the frenzy of a speed
freak and you get the idea. (B-)
*ENEMY TERRITORY – Low budget exploiter
about a handyman trapped in a tenement building under siege
by murderous gangs at war. Kind of a black version of ASSUALT
ON PRECINCT 13 but much more violent. Ray Parker Jr. (you
know he ain’t afraid no ghosts) stars. (A-)
*ESCAPE FROM BLOOD PLANTATION – One
of those movies that makes you go HUH? Really weird women
in prison flick starring Udo Kier and directed by Kurt Raab
the openly Homosexual writer/star of Tenderness of the Wolves.
Full of nekkid jungle babes, a big boobed Ilsa wannabe, Horny
homo midgets and a black magic showdown! Weird as hell! Click
HERE
for a Review of this movie! (B+)
FIRECRACKER(1981) - Basically an American
remake of TNT Jackson with a white babe instead of a black
babe. But the important thing is that there is a nude Kung
Fu scene and that is all your ass needs to know for an informed
decision. (B+)
FIRST SHOT -SUBTITLED, LTBX, HONG KONG –
Incredible, action packed remake of the untouchables, with
SIMON YAM, and TI LUNG! This one is a four star winner and
one of those Hong Kong movies that keep you a believer. (A-)
FORCE FIVE (1981) - Totally retarded, and
there for totally righteous and entertaining 80's no budget
Kung Fu epic from the Director of ENTER THE DRAGON. The Kung
FU master in the maze with the bull with have you laughing
your nuts off. Relive your drive in movie days with this perennial
anti-classic. (A-)
*HAWK THE SLAYER – Ridiculous, cheesy
and really fun peplum from the early eighties with Oscar winner
Jack Palance chewing up the scenery as the villain. A afternoon
cable favorite. (A-)
*HER VENGEANCE -HONG KONG - Cheap Hong Kong
rape/revenge potboiler, about a woman who enlists her crippled
Triad uncle in helping her wipe out the gang that abused her.
Violent and pretty entertaining. (A-)
*HUNTER’S BLOOD (1987) - Kim Delany
stars as a young lass that ends up the object of desire for
a local clan of inbred hillbillies looking for some loving
and killing but maybe not in that order! There is some nice
suspense and bloodshed in this tense DELIVERANCE like thriller.
For the Hillbilly terrorist completists. (A-)
*LADY EXTERMINATOR (198?) - Insane, uncut
Filipino action extravaganza in ENGLISH that has a pissed
off cabby trying to revenge his wife's gang rape. But being
the bastard he is, she ends up having to rescue his sorry
ass. Filled with gruel, stillborn kids and sexual violence.
A yucky treat! (B+)
LAST BLOOD – SUBTITLED, LTBX, HONG KONG –
The Dali Lama is shot and needs a blood transfusion. The terrorists
responsible are aware of his rare blood type and set about
killing the only possible donor in China. An explosive and
violent action film with an unique plot. In some quarters
this is known as HARDBOILED 2. (B-)
*LEGEND OF THE SUPERHEROES – Really
embarrassing late seventies TV specials that have all the
DC comics heroes together for a celebrity roast hosted by
ED MCMAHON! The second special is a pilot for a proposed series
that thankfully never happened. With Burt ward and Adam West
as well as a host of really hard up actors collecting paychecks.
A real treat of bad TV! (C)
*LIONMAN – TURKEY -Turkish action
adventure mired in the legends of Mosses and every other story
you can think of. An amateurish and fascinating film for the
bad movie lover in us all. (B)
LIONMAN 2: THE WITCH QUEEN – Yeah
that Turko hero is back and whipping more ass! Just as demented
and fun as the original. (B+)
THE MAD BOMBER –UNCUT VERSION
-Chuck Conners is the psychotic lead in this low budget terrorist
quickie. His performance alone is worth the price. Longer
cut than the one making the rounds in the cut out bins too..(B+)
MR. NO LEGS (1977?) - Amputee action flick
that has a dude in a wheelchair kicking the ass of the mob.
Great grindhouse swill, with a real twist. You'll be in 42nd
street heaven when he jumps out of his chair for some stump
fu! Unfortunately our print of this is not too hot. But it
is here for those who must have it. (B+)
THE MUTHERS – Shot in the Philippines
trash about a boatload of female drug pirates and their wicked
ways. Action packed and chocked full of sex and violence sure
to please the cheese lover. (A)
*NIGHT OF THE JUGGLER - Intense as hell
70's race against the clock action flick with James Brolin.
His daughter is kidnapped and he is racing around the city
on foot to find her with in 90 minutes. Takes place in almost
real time and is effective as hell. Sharon Mitchell has a
nice cameo too. Great seventies stuff. (B+)
PEACE HOTEL –SUBTITLED, LTBX, HONG
KONG – John Woo produced this Chinese spaghetti western
starring Chow Yun Fat as an outlaw who in a fit of rage killed
an entire Hotel full of people years before. In retribution
he made the Hotel a halfway house four criminals to go straight.
All is well until a female con artist worms her way into his
heart. Then he sees his life coming back to haunt him. An
action packed film with heart and brains. (A)
*PERDITA DURANGO – UNCUT, LTBX –
Completely uncut version of this much edited cult film . Rosie
Perez is the title character on the run with boyfriend and
santero priest Javier Bardem. They are transporting a truckload
of fetuses to a cosmetics lab in Los Vegas. They kidnap two
white bred teens as sacrifice to secure their journey and
everything goes to hell. This includes ALL the footage cut
out of the American DANCE WITH THE DEVIL print and has subtitles
for all the scenes that are not in English. You must see this
movie! (A-)
*REQUITAL – SUBTITLED, LTBX, HONG KONG
– H.K. Gangsters drama that takes its queues from western
hits like GOODFELLAS, and STATE OF GRACE, and then amps it
up to an incredible level. One of the finer Hong Kong movies
around but for some reason unjustly ignored. Now is the time
to correct that mistake. Click HERE for a review of this movie.
(A)
*RESURRECTION OF THE LITTLE MATCHSTICK GIRL - LTBX,
SUBS - Korean sci-fi thriller that has a game programmer
stuck inside the world of a rather complex video game. Eyeball
frying, action and special effects that rival the best of
Hollywood. Critics have called it Koreas answer to THE MATRIX.
(A)
*RETURN OF THE BLIND SWORDSMAN – SUBTITLED,
HONG KONG – Incredible sequel to the Shaw Brothers
hit has some of the best and bloodiest swordplay in film history.
(A)
*ROLLING THUNDER - NOW LTBX AND WITH TRAILER!!!–
Paul Schrader wrote this intense tale of a Vietnam veteran
who comes home to find he can’t adjust, until robbers
kill his family and his hand mutilated. Once his hand is replaced
with a hook its revenge time. He finds himself right at home
amidst the carnage. A lost seventies classic. (A)
SEVEN BLOWS OF THE DRAGON – CHINA
- Shaw Brothers epic kung Fu! Relive the 42 street days with
this violent and action packed hit! (C)
*SONNY BOY – How do I describe this
indescribable film? You should just see it. A boy is raised
by a family of criminals, killers and thieves (Including Brad
Dourif, and David Carradine as his MOTHER!) He is raised to
be a mute (they cut out his tongue) killing machine, but pangs
of love and conscience cause him to rethink his ways. Told
from the Mute boy’s thoughts, this is a unique movie
that shouldn’t work, but it does, beautifully. (A)
*SUDDEN DEATH - Early eighties rape/revenge
flick. An upscale babe keeps getting mugged and almost raped
so she takes to the street with a gun and does what comes
naturally. Blowing scum fucks away! Now that's my kinda gal!
(A-)
*SWEET SUGAR – Everybody loves sugar,
and when played by busty beauty Phyllis Davis, it’s
especially sweet! One of those awesome south of the border
women in prison movies that sleazoids like us love dearly.
(C)
TAXI HUNTER - Subtitled, Ltbx (Recently
Upgraded)- Hong Kong favorite Anthony Wong goes apeshit
when he gets fucked around by a Taxi driver. The cabbies of
the city start feeling his wrath. Sort of a Hong Kong FALLING
DOWN but actually good! (B)
*TREASURE OF THE 4 CROWNS - Ridiculous Italian
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK rip off is vastly hilarious and very
entertaining, with more cheddar than a dairy farm! Unfortunately
it is not on tape in the 3-D form but it still full of people
sticking things in the camera! (B+)
TWO CRIPPLED HEROES - He’s got no
legs, and his buddy has got no arms, but together they’ll
kick your non-PC ass! The much sought after sequel to CRIPPLED
MASTERS. (C)
*VIOLENT OFFENDER - Yet another of those
violent Italian crime thrillers we all know and love (at least
I do!) (A-)
WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND – Fred Williamson
headlines this violent and gory Post Nuke action extravaganza.
The budget must have topped fourteen dollars not including
the Hammer’s Salary. Predictable, blood soaked fun!
(B+)
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